I have no words. £1.6 million Brentwood, Essex

[Another2Cats]

Just as the title, I really do have no words to quite capture how I feel about this property.

However, I do admire that whoever currently owns it went full-in on following their own aesthetic.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/170432882#/?channel=RES_BUY

It looks like its in a corridor, but I can't find a matching area on the floor plan.

How incredibly vulgar 😂
Fake grass too, the epitome of nouveau riche.

it looks like a TV show set for gangsters

What I want to know is, who owns it?

I really want to see the kind of person behind this house!

It is properly batshit but each to their own!

I went through the first couple of pictures thinking not my personal taste but nothing too out there, then I got to the bathroom 😂

reminds me of when I got my first house after years of renting and magnolia walls and insisted on patterned wallpaper everywhere. I did regret my choices lol

Oh, they're interior designers but don't want to be identified! That is quite funny.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15424417/Is-Britains-tackiest-home-Three-bedroom-detached-property-sale-1-6m-called-Essex-house-ever.html

but surely that's not a bad price for that close to London?

Exactly this! We are all different and have our own unique styles. It annoys me when people with differing tastes look down on people. At least this person did it for them and enjoyed it! It’s very unique

Today's learning is that I absolutely need a giraffe.

I love that they've created a space that has everything they want, pool, gym etc. I could have a nice life there.

It’s wild….I think I really lost it at the room with the faux gold ceiling. That said I can only admire anyone who has the confidence to just decorate totally to their own taste and for their own amusement. I feel a bit sad for whoever is selling it as it has clearly been a labour of love and they’re going to miss it. Footballer who has done well in a smaller club making a move north perhaps?

Yay! Let’s all poke fun at how other people choose to decorate their house. Anyone else want to put their pictures up?

The G.O.A.T and serious commitment to fitness made me think this belongs to a rich footballer with no taste.

I love it.

It would make a great trip out for kids. Pay an entrance fee and you have football, pool, a beach.

I love it! Except the fake grass outside, that’s a shame. Wish I had space for a giraffe in my kitchen.

It’s quite small for the price tag, you would get so much more here in Yorkshire.

I quite like the Tiffany-esque colour scheme in the bathroom of photograph 9.

And the kitsch part of me wants the melting ice cream table at the bottom the staircase.

How much?!

The only positive is that I could see the TV from space without needing my glasses.

I LOVE IT omg I would so live there in a heartbeat

I’m a great believer in living in your house as you want to. I hate that you have to have one eye on potential buyers ten years on to influence how you might want to decorate.

Kids would love the outdoor areas.

That's what I thought too

I think it’s great 😂

I wouldn’t mind the private beach 😎

Oh god this comment. The snobbery is off the scale.

There is definitely a part of me that wants this house 😁