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Just look at this house!!!

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Ruthietuthie · 19/11/2020 20:16

Just look at this house... first photographs are fine, but wait until you get inside...

www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/?fbclid=IwAR2wcnKGFUWVEah7ZmNAEfvIDG027lUrZXRlo4h1kal_Vu1KySPhUGAPE-w&mmlb=g,56

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Shatandfattered · 19/11/2020 20:19

Oh my

HotSince63 · 19/11/2020 20:19

Wow! They got their decorations up early.

It's like something off Real Housewives of wherever.

TotoroPotoro · 19/11/2020 20:19

Wow. I really wasn't expecting picture 10! It's like they've zoomed in on it too to make a point of it.

So much grey and brown too!!

TotoroPotoro · 19/11/2020 20:20

Also who plays that much golf??

ShirleyPhallus · 19/11/2020 20:20

It’s SO American!!

Smellbellina · 19/11/2020 20:21

Oh my...
Who lives there? Santa?!

Ruthietuthie · 19/11/2020 20:22

I actually gasped out loud when I opened the photograph of the hallway... that's a LOT of Christmas... and a LOT of nativity scenes (everywhere) and a LOT of shiny black tile. The puce toilets and the other toilet sat on a heap of stones just finish it off for me.

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BrutusMcDogface · 19/11/2020 20:22

It’s absolutely beautiful on the outside! Brings meaning to the phrase “more money than sense!”

Okbutnotgreat · 19/11/2020 20:22

That is spectacularly awful!

OverThinkingUnderDoing · 19/11/2020 20:22

I love it, it’s fucking mental. What’s going on in picture 48? It looks like someone’s just stuck a pop up shop in the middle of the room.

Tootsietoot · 19/11/2020 20:22

That was special.

CaptainMyCaptain · 19/11/2020 20:23

Hideous.

Ruthietuthie · 19/11/2020 20:23

American golf Santa, with strange predilection for Virgin Mary. That's who lives there.
And what's with the basement picture frame room? So many questions...

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FingersCrossedForAllOfUs · 19/11/2020 20:23

Wow! Not just the Christmas decs but the grey/black marble is overwhelming too!

MildlyMiserable · 19/11/2020 20:24

The sauna looks nice 😳

FadedRed · 19/11/2020 20:24

Goes to show that having money doesn’t always go with having taste.

Saisong · 19/11/2020 20:25

Holy crapsicles!!

Those are some insanely clean floors too - almost death trap level.

Giganticshark · 19/11/2020 20:25

Oh me and my son have just had fun going through them pics, I wonder if it's decorated throughout the year

Userzzz · 19/11/2020 20:25

Wow. That was an intense ride. The pink toilets, the marbled bathrooms.. all of it.. amazing!

BrutusMcDogface · 19/11/2020 20:26

Hang on a minute; it’s only got 4 bedrooms?!

Tootsietoot · 19/11/2020 20:27
Sad
Ylvamoon · 19/11/2020 20:30

Looks like they bought a job lot of grey tiles!

PutYourBackIntoit · 19/11/2020 20:31

Imagine the dusting!! 😬😳

DC3Dakota · 19/11/2020 20:33

Looks like my local garden centre

Pootle40 · 19/11/2020 20:34

Does it double as a church come grotto?

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