Great stuff on the "fake news" Spinflight.
The BBC sent a very posh speaking, probably Oxbridge graduate, to the famous town of Veles in Macedonia to investigate more on the phenomenon of "fake" Trump news yesterday, I kid you not.
It was Monty Python at its finest. She informed the listeners, in worried tones, "now teams of schoolchildren are helping" "theye're bright, they understand computers", apparently there is so much money in Trump news that the entire village is producing it 24 hours night and day.
All the world's journalists are getting taxis to the border town of Veles in Maceonia to investigate the phenomenon. The EU has called a meeting of Foreign Ministers to discuss the village of Veles because the EU hates Trump and this "fake news" website is likely to bring down the EU because Americans love Trump and can't get enough of "fake news" about Trump and Trump doesn't like the EU from all accounts.
Boris Johnson has refused to attend the emergency EU Foreign Ministers' meeting about "fake news" because he says, where will this EU meddling end "thye'll be looking at the BBC next" he says.
Trump's German grnadfather made a fortune in the gold mines of America, but every schoolkid with a smartphone is heading for Macedonia. There's money in them there smart phone bills.
This is the best recollection I have of something similar to how the BBC interview in Veles, Macedonia went:
BBC: Fred, are you Fred?
Fred: Who wants to know? And what if I am? What has Fred done now?
BBC: I don't know what you have done recently Fred, but it's OK, we're not the EU police, we're from the BBC, BBC, Fred, have you heard of us? We want to talk to you about Trump "fake news"
Fred: BBC, yes. Fake news, Oxbridge, yes, I have heard. Trump? Very good man, lots of money, Americans good people, love to hear about Trump? Want news on Trump, they can't get enough. We make lots of money
BBC: That is what I wanted to talk to you about, Fred? How much money?
Fred: Who wants to know? Schoolchildren pay all their taxes.
BBC: Yes, Fred, we are not from Brussels, nothing to do with Juncker. BBC, Fred, BBC.
Fred: BBC. Good people. Thank God for that. People don't like Juncker, nobody interested in reading "fake news" on Juncker. People love Mr Trump, Americans can't get enough.
BBC: Is it true you made more than 200,000 Euros in one night on "fake" Trump news?
Fred: And the rest. Schoolchildren make 200,000 Euros in one night because their English not good, I make much more than that.
BBC: Lots of people in the EU want to come to England, Fred, see BBC and all that. Do you want to come to England?
Fred Fuuuuck Off! I make a fortune in Macedonia thanks to Mr Trump and good American people who love Mr Trump. Although I do like England, I like that Mr Farage, he great man
BBC: We don't like Mr Farage in England, Fred, the Ministry says he is a horrible, horrible man
Fred: You kidding, schoolchildren in Veles loves Mr Farage and the speech he gave to Mr Rumpy at the EU. Schoolchildren all laughed and cheered for England when Mr Farage gave Rumpy a roasting
BBC: We didn't like that speech in England, Fred. Some MPs wanted Farage banned from the country. Back to the "fake news", Fred. How do you do it?
Fred: I take BBC news stories, cut and paste and post
BBC: But how can that be "fake news" then?
Fred: Because I leave out the stuff about Trump is a "white supremacist" and a "fascist", good American people, thirsty for Trump news, don't believe that
BBC: I see, that explains why viewing figures of BBC reports on Trump are so far down in America
Fred: We are starting new "fake news" even bigger than Trump
BBC: What is it, Fred?
Fred: News on Farage and the EU. People in EU love Farage, they can't get enough stories on Farage and the names he calls the EU. People in EU don't like EU and Juncker, they love Farage.
BBC: OMG, this could lead to a people's revolution
Fred: Yes, probably, schoolchildren make lots of money
The BBC reporter then thanked Fred for his input and got straight on the phone to the Ministry.
BBC: I have just spoken to Fred, he is raking it in, and it doesn't look like he is going to stop anytime soon. He says "American people love Mr Trump", "can't get enough of Trump news, thirsty for it"
Minisrty: OMG
BBC: But the worst news is that Fred and the schoolchildren are setting up a "fake news" operation about Farage, Fred says EU people "love Mr Farage"
Minsitry: OMG, this could lead to a people's revolution.
At which point the BBC reporter emailed over to the Ministry a breaking news photo of Farage with Trump in a gold elevator at Trump Tower in Manhattan, Farage grinning like a cheshire cat and Trump giving a thumbs up
Ministry: Is this picture "fake news"? Is it something that Fred has done in Macedonia? Is it the schoolchidren mucking about?
BBC: No, I'm afraid it is real. It is breaking across all the news stations in America, the ones Trump calls "a room full of liars"
Ministry: OMG! We're fucked. It's a people's revolution. Farage has done it again!
and the phoneline went dead.
The rest is history.