Things That Mumsnet Will Not Tolerate

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Not working
Being rich
Extra-marital affairs

please add to the list of things that, if mentioned in passing, are guaranteed to derail a thread.

Step mums
Anything concerned, 'American' or just Americans in general.

UPFs

Threads that have been done a thousand times...

”less” v “fewer”

Tumble driers

Expensive weddings
Expensive/non-secondhand prams
Adults celebrating non-significant birthdays
Baby Showers

Not being able to drive

MILS, SILS, and step daughters

Being over a size 8 if you're short.

Baby showers
Birthdays for adults
Hen/stag parties
Secret Santa
Not using the whole chicken, for many, many meals including broth
Your allowed salad, but only a big one

Loo Brush !!!

There’s already been a threat started for this - then inserts a link

Could of
Would of
Should of

Alcoholism and drug taking in working classes

OP describes a situation or person who ticks almost all the boxes for neurodivergence. However the MN neurodivergence police will absolutely forbid anyone to suggest that the person in question could be ND in any way as it triggers some bizarre nerve of their own self identity. Especially if the person in question is a man, he has to be a 100% asshole garbage human being and you are never, ever allowed to suggest undiagnosed ND being a reason for male behaviour.

Late in life lesbians.
Wind chimes

"designer dogs" such as Cockapoo, Cavapoo

Being autistic, unless you are the MN-approved kind
Being over a size 6
Looking your age
Wanting to host an alcohol-free event

Owning a toilet brush.
Not owning a toilet brush.

Adults (especially parents) who play video games as a hobby

Using the same towel for a week before it goes in the wash.

I think you totally nailed it yourself OP. If any OP is found to have any one of these characteristics, then that's it, game over for what she posted about. Nothing else about her matters.

Shower gels 😂😂😂

TVs in bedrooms

Women who are happy being a Mrs.