Yorkshire Variant

[Suranjeep]

Seriously. Being reported by Sky.

Maybe this one is found in tea.

Where everything’s done proper.

I saw this on Twitter earlier and thought it was a piss take!!

God's own variant

Does it last longer?

Hah. Contracted via Ilkley Moor, exacerbated b'ar tat.

@FlibbertyGiblets

Hah. Contracted via Ilkley Moor, exacerbated b'ar tat.

Oh good god

Only 49 cases, we'll batter it!

Is this a case of one upmanship as Lancashire got the Indian variant?

Interestingly, most variants infect people through the nose or eyes. But the Yorkshire variant gets in bah gum.
One will fetch one’s coat…

@Babdoc

Interestingly, most variants infect people through the nose or eyes. But the Yorkshire variant gets in bah gum. One will fetch one’s coat…

😂🤣😅

Thank goodness. A Proper Variant.

Never ask someone if they have the Yorkshire variant. If they do, they’ll have already told you.

Antidote made from cows eating daisies?

Absolutely howling at these and I’m in York

I'm in Yorkshire, we'll just make a brew and that'll sort it

If it’s not from Yorkshire it’s shite!

These are great - carry on!

@KurtWilde Me too! Be reyt!

No wonder it had to mutate. My granddad was from Barnsley and he saw off TB with a pint of bitter every evening and no days off work.

if not I'll just set t'whippet on it

Oh, and an extra vest.

Well it'll make a good brew

Bet it causes high temperatures and cold sweats if you get any further south than Doncaster, cravings for Yorkshire tea and uncharacteristic friendliness towards strangers

@Allmyarseandpeggymartin

Bet it causes high temperatures and cold sweats if you get any further south than Doncaster, cravings for Yorkshire tea and uncharacteristic friendliness towards strangers

Do you reckon it's safe for us from North of the border to associate with those South of the border into Nottinghamshire this weekend?!?