Yorkshire Variant

[Suranjeep]

Seriously. Being reported by Sky.

Maybe this one is found in tea.

Big coat

You're own variant!? Eee, tha don't know thas born! All we had in my day were a hole in't road

You're? Good god. Apologies. *YOUR

@PennineSpring

I reckon it's a ruse to stop anymore offcumdens moving to Hebden Bridge

* "to the cesspit that is Hebden Bridge"

Those other variants were lucky, the Yorkshire variant has has to battle through 17 breeds of sheep to get to humans

Imagine how fuming bojo would be to see we're all just taking the piss out of it 😆

I wonder if one of the symptoms is the overwhelming urge to purchase a whippet.

I’ve had this for a few weeks! Maybe I’ve caught it.

Worrying news indeed. What sounds like a very dangerous triple mutant in Yorkshire.

I believe their names are Charlotte, Emily and Anne.

I'm from Yorkshire....are we sure it dint start wi that meyt raffle darn werkinmens? Si the

Is a variant that delights in calling a spade a spade then has a hissy fit when other variants do the same.

Perhaps the spectacular progress made in Sheffield in early vaccinations despite government obstructions and chaos wouldn't have been jeopardised by government screwing over the PCNs further?

@Wildswim

Worrying news indeed. What sounds like a very dangerous triple mutant in Yorkshire.

I believe their names are Charlotte, Emily and Anne.

Fascinating thread. Can someone explain the 'bah gum' pun? I'm not a native speaker.

Is it true the Geordie variant is a virus without any viral coat or jacket proteins?

It’s gotta be a mutant strain then coming from Yorkshire.

I can only drink the proper Yorkshire tea (pg tips aka piss water for emergencies only) so one can only fear the strength of this variant. Shudders.

@dementedma

Just braced up here for our very own Scottish variant....

I'd call that Krankie McVariant

All this pissing down rain we are having
It’s bound to wash it away

It'll be double 'ard if it's Yorkshire. Proper, double 'ard.

@ThreeLocusts

Eeh by gum
Is an old Yorkshire Expression
For ... fucking hell!

An ITN journo posted on our local FB page asking if anyone would talk to them about an alleged outbreak at a local school
She was unequivocally told to bugger off

I'm a Lancastrian living in Derbyshire (foreigner) - we can't compete. I'm sure you tykes'll sort it out.

This thread is why I fell in love with Yorkshire and I'm never leaving here.

@ThreeLocusts 'ee bah gum' is Yorkshire dialect, a bit like a non blasphemous 'oh my god' but very versatile and tailorable to any situations.
It's all about how long the 'eeeee' is.
Most Yorkshire people use it regularly, makes a good punctuation noise too.

@Hoppinggreen
Yorkshire fights back

Bout bloody time we showed our metal !👍

@PennineSpring

I reckon it's a ruse to stop anymore offcumdens moving to Hebden Bridge

Can I be the first to mention floods at this point?