Yorkshire Variant

[Suranjeep]

Seriously. Being reported by Sky.

Maybe this one is found in tea.

But don’t wear yer big coat in t’owse or you won’t feel the benefit when you go owt.

[quote Ifailed]Let's just hope none of those infected decide to travel to London.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/4119942-sending-london-patients-to-yorkshire[/quote]
No fear of that

Love that the originators of every other geographical variant have tried to distance themselves from it whereas we are proudly owning ours

DeadButDelicious

@TheQueef

Depends ont' Snake.

Derbyshire have already closed the borders.

@DeadButDelicious

First pictures of the Yorkshire variant are in...

Love that the originators of every other geographical variant have tried to distance themselves from it whereas we are proudly owning ours

You've a long way to go to match the Kent variant.

Good news - a treatment has been identified that's 99% effective against the Yorkshire Variant!

Proper!

*Let's just hope none of those infected decide to travel to London.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/4119942-sending-london-patients-to-yorkshire*

Tha's alrite why would we want to go down there, who's gonna look after ma whippet.

@PennineSpring
I reckon it's a ruse to stop anymore offcumdens moving to Hebden Bridge
Oh bugger you got us sussed! 🤣
#BornAndBredHebdenerHere

Yorkshire folk dealing with the variant - listen 'ere sithee we don't take kindly t't likes o you round these parts, sling thee 'uck.

@AlexandraEiffel

Love this. Yes we're fed up with Lancashire faffing on with the Indian variant so we're doing it proper. God's Own Variant. Thankfully it won't spread as we don't see a need to leave the county anyway.

Lol

New Covid symptoms (Yorkshire variant)...

1. Craving mushy peys on thi Hendo's n Fray Bentos.
2. Needing to replace yer string vest.
3. Murmuring "be reyt!" in yer sleep.
4. Sudden urge to drink tea.
5. Offering to buy a round int pub.
6. Coughing up Yorkshire puddings.
7. Putting the heating on in May.
8. Sprouting a flat cap.
9. Fever when paying for stuff "ow much?"

10. Strong smell o werkin men's. If tha get any o these symptoms, find a mate to gi' yer a piggy back t' doctor quick love!

Does MNHQ still put threads in Classics. May I put in the first Nomination for this thread.

@Mcfarts
Putting the heating on in May?!
Nah, it only goes on in minus temperatures, even then it's still practically t-shirt weather lol
Yep, definitely feel yer forehead for fever/delirium if suddenly feeling t'cold
I think I do number 3 daily anyway so couldn't tell if that was a symptom if I caught lol

... and on cue DS starts playing the Wallace & Gromit theme tune, which seems he learnt in music lesson today. Sign from Above or what.

shouldn't t'title be t'Yorkshire variant , appen..

Heating only goes on December to February. After that we just put a vest on. My granny always said don't cast a clout til may be out, best way to keep your cockles warm.

Deeply deeply enjoying this thread.

Luckily Barnsley is still in the 1970s so it’ll take the Yorkshire variant a while to get there.

@mcfarts

You have miraculously discovered the cure to covid, bloody Hendos, and no it's not Worcestershire sauce that's all too fishy.

@Quaggars

Oh ahh wont be doin we none of them nesh sorts round these parts

[quote Againstmachine]@mcfarts

You have miraculously discovered the cure to covid, bloody Hendos, and no it's not Worcestershire sauce that's all too fishy.[/quote]
Worcestershire sauce!! ...that shit's no good for you!

@lljkk

“ Does MNHQ still put threads in Classics. May I put in the first Nomination for this thread”

It’s got to be the first time a coronavirus board thread has ever been nominated for classics, they normally end in tears and recriminations

Why has the government not closed the M62 westbound yet? It’s outrageous. The lack of border control in this country is shocking.