Yorkshire Variant

[Suranjeep]

Seriously. Being reported by Sky.

Maybe this one is found in tea.

It's not a cappuccino at all.

It's a froffy coffee.

'I wonder if one of the symptoms is the overwhelming urge to purchase a whippet'
... and wrinkled stockings

And a flat cap ... and a euphonium ... and a bag of coal to keep in the bath

Eeeeeeeh, how I miss Yorkshire, thy needed reminedin of t'sence of humor.

Eh bah gum can your belly touch your bum, do your tits hang low, can yer swing em too and fro

Oh aye, we used to sing that one at school (Daleswoman here)

At least it's not the New Yorkshire variant that makes people a bit rude and pushy.

@KurtWilde

I'm in Yorkshire, we'll just make a brew and that'll sort it

Brings a whole new meaning to "See Barnsley* and die" !

*.....or was that some other tourist magnet European city

omg one of my neighbours who is anti vaccination got a whippet rescue dog only 2 days ago !

It could be spreading amongst the unvaccinated.

@Babdoc

Interestingly, most variants infect people through the nose or eyes. But the Yorkshire variant gets in bah gum. One will fetch one’s coat…

Haha! That's made my day!

Symptoms include feeling Old Peculiar

Aye, appen.

It will be too miserly to spread itself around much.

Mind you, if Barnsley can infect Swansea, and see them off in the play-offs, I'm all in favour.

They're trialling a new treatment which consists of injecting MDMA into the mucous membrane of the mouth.
E bah gum.

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

Is this a case of one upmanship as Lancashire got the Indian variant?

This is the best thing I've read on mumsnet ever.....and yes! It's also completely true 😂

It won't spread, we don't give owt for nowt here.

@Babdoc

Interestingly, most variants infect people through the nose or eyes. But the Yorkshire variant gets in bah gum. One will fetch one’s coat…

Brilliant

Ds1 and his fiancée got a whippet puppy during the first lockdown. If t’Yorkshire variant spreads to Suffolk, we’ll blame him.

At least we’ll be safe from this one in Lancashire.

WARNING: Do not approach these men. I repeat, do not approach these men.

@Arbadacarba

WARNING: Do not approach these men. I repeat, do not approach these men.

Ahh Holmfirth, that’s my hometown 🧡 live a bit away from there these days but my family are there.. there’s still a Compos Cafe & a Last of the Summer Wine bus tour even in 2021 🤣

First pictures of the Yorkshire variant are in...

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Very cute pooch.

I’d love a whippet