Yorkshire Variant

[Suranjeep]

Seriously. Being reported by Sky.

Maybe this one is found in tea.

Is this true??
This thread is ace

Couldn't it have waited for Sunday to emerge?

Love this. Yes we're fed up with Lancashire faffing on with the Indian variant so we're doing it proper. God's Own Variant. Thankfully it won't spread as we don't see a need to leave the county anyway.

@profpoopsnagle

Thank goodness. A Proper Variant.

It'll be stronger, friendlier and cheaper than all the others put together.

Just braced up here for our very own Scottish variant....

@MRex

Only 49 cases, we'll batter it!

And fry it in proper beef dripping, none of that vegetable oil shite.

Had to Google to see if this is true or not, because I thought it was going to be a joke of some kind.

The Yorkshire VET should be called, he can sort everything out, he knows all about viruses,in animals And humans.

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

“Do you reckon it's safe for us from North of the border to associate with those South of the border into Nottinghamshire this weekend?!?”

Mebbie tek @KurtWilde s whippet wi thee and tha’ll be reyt!

@WilyKitWilyKat

No wonder it had to mutate. My granddad was from Barnsley and he saw off TB with a pint of bitter every evening and no days off work.

Haha

Lincolnshire variant - recognised by the symptom of a yellow belly .....

Ah, the Yorkshire Variant which causes a sticky feeling in the pocket, thus making the extraction of your purse/wallet from it virtually impossible.

Tragic.

@Babdoc

Interestingly, most variants infect people through the nose or eyes. But the Yorkshire variant gets in bah gum. One will fetch one’s coat…

👏🏻 Awesome.

@AlexandraEiffel

Love this. Yes we're fed up with Lancashire faffing on with the Indian variant so we're doing it proper. God's Own Variant. Thankfully it won't spread as we don't see a need to leave the county anyway.

There will be a war of the varients before we know it.

They need to take the flat caps off those syringes and get vaccinating!

Nae bother, me Da's got his stick ready in case't gets cross t'border. This uns our la!

I've heard one of the Grikes at Ilkely slithered out the cracks and bit a Wooly.

@AlexandraEiffel

Love this. Yes we're fed up with Lancashire faffing on with the Indian variant so we're doing it proper. God's Own Variant. Thankfully it won't spread as we don't see a need to leave the county anyway.

In t'beginning there was nowt but God's own variant

No idea why a Yorkshire variant seems like a joke[I am sure it isnt] when a Kent variant seemed quite reasonable.

@lightand

No idea why a Yorkshire variant seems like a joke[I am sure it isnt] when a Kent variant seemed quite reasonable.

It just tickles me that Yorkshire have their own varient 🤣🤣,the Lancashire one will be better of course 😂

I reckon it's a ruse to stop anymore offcumdens moving to Hebden Bridge

@WilyKitWilyKat us Barnsley folk are a special kind of folk. There's nothing a good pint won't fix.

Nothing a proper brew can't sort out ☕️

This one will be of pure perfection. Bravo Yorkshire, Bravo.

We like to have our own.
For this variant you will need your big coat.

This thread has made my day 🤣🤣

I bloody love being from Yorkshire 🙌🏼