Yorkshire Variant

[Suranjeep]

Seriously. Being reported by Sky.

Maybe this one is found in tea.

@wantanotherdog

Today the Long Covid has meant I have just had enough energy to shower and cook scrambled eggs. This thread has made me hoot with laughter. Thank you all!

Sending you big strength and hope it doesn't carry on too long. Mine took 6/8 weeks before I was properly able to say oh I don't ache anymore!!

Thank you, KurtWilde
I tested positive in the middle of January and have been referred to the Long Covid clinic. I'm not normally a grumbler, but felt low for a couple of days. Then this thread really made me giggle! Love Mumsnet xx

Very witty you clever lot (Lancastrians, obv)

I'm going to tell the WHO on you all. You've got to use Greek letters now for variants, you naughty people!

The world may be going to hell in a handbasket but at least the WHO is making sure no one is offended.

Is there a suitable Greek letter for the Yorkshire variant, I wonder ...

... Maybe ...

alpha (UK) ... beta (South Africa) ... ta'ra (Yorkshire) .... gamma (Brazil) ...

I don't know what all the fuss is about, it'll be reet, that'll do.

@SlipperTripper

You're own variant!? Eee, tha don't know thas born! All we had in my day were a hole in't road

Just reminded me of this. 😂

Just use Yorkshire variant to beat (cure?) al t'others then you only have the one to worry about 🤷‍♂️

Surely it should be called God's Own Variant (copyright Mock the Week)?

'Ow do.

We've had a lot of nominations to put this thread into Classics so we're moving it there now.

Champion 👍

Eee that's grand

Reet good choice that