Haikus for the Lost

[FizzyGreenWater]

MIL on the long pole
Still got it at fifty six
Smash goes the artwork

Bloody bus driver
Thinks he's a rally racer
Feeling travel sick

Hairball in the sink
At least she missed the dishes
Evil genius cat!

Surfing the internet
Zombie thread resurrected
My work here us done

*is. Damnit.

Dog snores in her bed
Conker brown shiny labrador
She wakes when she farts

Rubbish flat pillows
New ones coming tomorrow
Ah, sweet dreams indeed

Checking and rechecking
Praying for good news
For Boo.

Family of twats
I'm sick of the lot of them
Be fucking normal

A new recipe
Please let it be delicious
I'm bloody starving

All the moving boxes
in my room remind me
not to need those things

Things are on the up
I feel like myself again
It's been a long time.

My son, wife and babe
Are moving to live abroad.
My brave face comes out.

I sent her a card
I wish she'd send me one back
I miss you Sharon.

All day at the shops
And still have not got everything
Roll on the twenty sixth

Another Christmas where
I’m running like a blue arsed fly
I hope they say thanks

I've moved on at last
You don't have a hold on me
I don't need you now.

MIL is full of shit
Homophobic cracker twat
Classics, what? My thread?!

Hmm... you might be O
P, but this is surely a
Zombie thread by now.

By the way, if you
Say em eye el, then that’s three
Syllables, not one.

Molly has a point
But to me, haiku thread comes
Back when time is right

Four hundred thousand
Scam written all over it
Get thee to the branch

How happy I am
To see this thread re-arise
Just like the Phoenix

Piss off everyone
I just want to be alone
Give me fucking peace

To all the posters
Who's husbands go to strip joints
Yes, it IS cheating!

Made it to Friday
What a crazy week it's been
But I am winning!