Haikus for the Lost

[FizzyGreenWater]

MIL on the long pole
Still got it at fifty six
Smash goes the artwork

This is a great thread;
It has really made me laugh.
Thank you, Fizzy Green.

Resurrected thread
Parking, school angst, gin and MILs
Here we go again

Noxious jean-trapped fart
Cuntworm frying seep of death
Weep for roast vagine

I found a new door,
Locked, hidden behind my wall.
It looks like candy.

A classic lost thread:

Awful Mil
Won't call baby's name
Why oh why, Slithery.

On found shopping list
Cutted up pears and pom bears
Diet of the gods

A locked room mystery
But where's the biscuit photo?
Where's Jonathan Creek?

Get it all out love
And then- 'Thread deleted for
'Privacy reasons'

Bloody dog people
Poo bags rain on sad toddlers
Hair on my new couch

Have drunk lots of wine
Chewed the husbands ear right off
He is now snoring

You must get him checked
Sleep apnea marriage doom
Plus he may expire

Blindfold the children
So they can't see violence
Bashing pinatas

does your husband keep a Beaker of water by the bed,
for Penis Washing Purposes?
beware going viral in the Daily Fail....

Just use the toilet
Potties belong in the past
Not in my guest room

For some time I've had
My Oh Fuck Ruck Sack packed up
Still no zombies come.

My farts are toxic
Not as much as some In-Laws
Don't give them your keys.

Lazy journalist
Lurking like logs in water
News-challenged thread thieves

Fresh falafel, Jane
And yet you bring your own nosh
What the twatting fuck?

Your funny haikus
Have given us much laughter
We'll move to Classics

MIL on phone again
Telling of towels drying
Bring me red wine now

I hate Pokémon
I wish them all destruction
Chespin must die first.

Despite her efforts
Fizzys's thread was found by Mumsnet
TAAT radar strikes again

Poppies in a field
Brighten up my train commute
Ooh and a red kite!

typos are funny
though truth can be funnier
where farts are concerned

Pets and greeting cards
A little whimsical but
still harmless enough