Haikus for the Lost

[FizzyGreenWater]

MIL on the long pole
Still got it at fifty six
Smash goes the artwork

I love a haiku thanks for sharing!

Here’s my offering:

Thanks for the freedom;
I felt joyless for so long;
Out of this threesome

Three loads of washing
The basket is now empty
Arrghhh damn his gym gear

Balsamic mushrooms
So tangy, juicy and warm.
A lunchtime delight.

20 reports done
6 more to go and planning
Sun is shining, damn

That was my first ever attempt at a Haiku. You inspired me (and I'm avoiding report writing and planning )

Boxroom, the boxroom
Once a pointer to foul trolls
Now a place to sob

Sunny day, so why?
Am I chatting shit on here,
When I should go out?

Shame on you Tom Jones
May ten stage fulls of knickers
Crush you from on high

@FizzyGreenWater

Children gave me lip.
Now I have a headache so -
Paracetamol

High breasts on pert youth
Defying gravity now
But too soon will fall

Dreams of motherhood
Even sixty not too late
Thanks to new science

Flower in a cup.
A porcelain reservoir.
Picked by chubby hands.

Girl wakes grumpily
The same every lunchtime nap
Mind and heart maelstrom.

Husband not sober
Alcohol his biggest love
Stop pissing yourself

I thought you meant for people who had died - for my Nan:

I miss you so much
The lasagne was rubbish
I'd pay for it now.

A quiet Sunday
As they all are recently.
Life slips past me now.

Campers are too close
Guy lines set to boil my piss
Time to free the hounds

Lardy the title was because the MIL thread was deleted! - so lost threads - trying to get in under the TAAT radar...

but now it blossoms
thread takes on its own sweet life
haiku what you want

Neighbours with barbecue
I hate you so much
I don't care if it's Summer

(sorry, I've got no idea how to make a Haiku !)

Ohhh thank you Fizzy

Just of to the shop
My big rucksack swaying
Ready to knock twats

PS - I don't hate any neighbours with barbecues, but another MNer does - apparently!

Carrying baby
Leaning on washing machine
Enjoying her book

Horrible neighbour
Their car over your driveway
They park where they like.