Haikus for the Lost

[FizzyGreenWater]

MIL on the long pole
Still got it at fifty six
Smash goes the artwork

Where is the poo troll?
Surprised you have not mono-
Polized this thread yet.

Late to the thread! And
Then five posts in a row. Get
A life Molly please.

Jam or cream on first?
The great scone debates goes on,
Is it scone or scone?

It is rather warm
However I think it’s great
Long may it go on

My work days this week
Will only be two. Hooray!
Then on holiday

My knee is swollen
Bloody lift is all broken
Ow ow ow ow ow.

Empty nest, silence
A baby's laugh on Facetime
Increases distance

Our friendship dying
I guess I saw it coming
Still, how very sad 😔

A double edged sword
DH getting a new job
Don't spoil it this time

Cheeky fuckery
Never ceases to amaze me
Who are these people?

Sockpuppeting trolls
Have you nothing else to do?
Why not crack a book?

Fast trains scream on by
Yet mine is delayed again
I'd like to go home.

Strains on close friendships
Judgements of good parenting
We're drifting apart.

Sweet scent in shop
The boy begs to take it home
Happiness in mud

I see @JaneJeffer
Think I must get a move on
Stay here anyway

I want to lose weight
But I'm still hurting and lost
I'm feeding my soul

Social media
has a lot to answer for
Give back my husband

I've become a muse
For BillywigSting's poetry
Luck of the Irish

It's raining, yeay, boo
I've unsuitable footwear
Wet feet for me soon.

Numbers shrinking now
On the scale each morning. But
My tits shrink too. Sigh.

Lolita - is it
An amazing work of art
Or just perverted?

Ice cream on the dock
Swashbuckling on the ship
What a perfect day

In bed with baby
Room is dark, cool and peaceful
Thank God for Netflix

Ooh I do like reds,
Rioja, Shiraz, Merlot,
A nice Chianti.

Shit, I'm still awake
It's nearly time to get up
I'll have a sore head