WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

[MumBod]

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

Aaaaaaargh!!! Trump. There are no words.

My psyche must be kind to me, I've never had a sex dream which has disgusted me, although would probably disgust some as I have unusual taste in men.
I did once have a sex dream about a US state governor who I have to deal with quite a lot for work, I (stupidly) told a friend about it as we had to attend an event that evening with him. Long story short she got tipsy that evening and told him. As I have fabulous timing I wandered over to speak to him just after she'd blurted it out. I wanted to die.
Thankfully he's a really nice guy but he still starts all emails/phonecalls asking if I've had any good dreams lately.

yumscrumfatbum I hope your dream self told him to go to the clinic for his spotty bag.

Chris Evans (the radio 2 presenter, not the other one) and Chris Tarrant were both vying for my attention the other night. I woke up traumatised and still am

Ha ha, this thread has made my day. Just hope I don't have any horrible dreams tonight...

I had a full on X rated dream when I was last pregnant, my partner was Mr Tumble.

The flashbacks this just gave me. I'd somehow completely forgotten that one. Was "just" Justin rather than in character as Mr Tumble but he was insatiable.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2787155-Donald-Trump-came-over-my-feet

You have my deepest sympathy OP. I'm still in recovery over the above.

Oh my god, Laiste, it's some kind of plague!

You don't suppose there's some kind of conspiracy to infiltrate the minds of women worldwide with Donald-lovin' dreams?

I blame the Russians.

I blame the Russians

Oi! Shove off with that! I may be an American by choice now, but I was previously a Russian by choice for a lot of years (and will be again shortly as I am returning) and I still very much consider Russia as home. Blaming us for that revolting Lorax gone wrong is beyond the pale

I had Indiana Jones the other night after watching Raiders of the Lost Ark.

T'was nice.

Do you have a copy? You need to watch it tonight Mumbod.

And pray that you dream of the Adonis that is Harrison.

Sorry Loup - the trauma is making me lash out.

Indiana Jones would have been much better. Christ, Tom Jones would have been much better...

No worries MumBod lashing out and grasping at straws completely understandable. Are you coping OK?

Muddling through, Loup, though it's only a few hours from bedtime.

I woke up on Sunday morning having had a very vivid dream about Jeremy Corbyn cycling my ds to nursery by seating him in the basket at the front of his bike. He was ever so good with ds and really happy to do it.

I genuinely wasn't sure who to vote for last week but I'm now definitely voting Labour. Every time I see him on tv now I think what a lovely bloke he is and how not many politicians would take the time to cycle your kid to nursery.

I once read that you usually dream about what you were thinking of/doing about 2-3 hours before bed... OP??? Something you need to admit to???
(I had a Nick Clegg dream once and I still fancy him a bit but he's no Don)

Mother maybe it is a conspiracy!

Please god don't let me have a Theresa May sex dream. I don't think I could go on

Hmm...two hours before I was walking my dog and picking up shit...

The seed is planted for a late night visit from Tess now mumbod......sleep tight

@Laiste I think you needed holy water to wash your feet straight from whatever river people get it from. Even the pope wouldn't want to touch it. (Did you see the pope slapping trumps hand, not to touch him you would think a religious man would be forgiving but not when it comes to trump).
However, if you an atheist, I sympathise, there is nothing that can be done apart from seeing a therapist or psychologist forever.

mumbod well there's the link! See a shit, dream of a giant orange shit sweet dreams tonight let us know how trezza compares to Donald!!

I only have sex dreams when I'm pregnant, I'm usually a little sad I don't get them but for now I am very very happy to never have one ever again in case it is Donny boy

Nellie

That would be the WORST sex dream ever - a participant in a May/Trump 3some and enjoying it

I'm crying with laughter here, but DCs want to know what I'm laughing at. I had a sex dream featuring my own dad once (except he wasn't my dad in the dream but looked like him).

We need an angry orange tic tac emoji!

Oh mumbod - all my sympathies. This happened to me and it threw me off for at least a morning. Was too ashamed to even air it on MN