WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

[MumBod]

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

Don't worry op, I had Alan Titchmarsh several times one night. Took months to get rid of the soft spot I developed for him. Must have been Stockholm syndrome.

I once had John Major. I quite enjoyed it as I recall. Edwina will back me up I'm sure.

Adele. I had a penis. (I'm a heterosexual cisgender woman).

It was... disconcerting.

Thanks for this thread MumBod it's hilarious. I especially liked DLT and his quack quack oops (I'm old too).

Most of sex dreams have been pretty dull: had one about Hugh Laurie when I was 18 and fell in love with him. 30 years later, I still love him.

Also, one with my daughter's Spanish teacher. It was parents' evening a couple of days later. I was red faced,shaking and spluttering at our meeting because of the things he did to me a couple of nights before! And there he was, acting all normal!
Also had one about a female work colleague. Bleurgh!

So,op... how was last night?

Did he revisit you? And, ahem, show you Trump Tower?
Did you ride the golden elevator shaft?

Oh my god I was considering posting about my sex dream last night, it was the Rock/Dwayne Johnson and it was amazing.
I am only now realising though that this might relate to me having watched Moana yesterday and that this might make me a disgusting weirdo.

Suddenly my raging insomnia seems like a great, beautiful thing!

Sorry OP, I hope you were visited by Tom Hardy last night instead.

Aw, play fair mumbod, I mn while I'm eating my breakfast! (not envy).

Is it morning? Have I survived?

Donald didn't come back for a visit?

Any vivid flash backs MumBod like feeding his hair bits of carrot or cucumber? Or did he take it off and put it in a hutch?

No Donald! No Donald at all!

I think he's gone!

Phew!

Result MumBod 👏👍

Phew!

theincrediblebookeatingmanchot I'm so v v sorry, it's probably only an old wives tale but too be certain you should follow Peter Pan's advice on how to fly and apply it to your dreams at about 9.30pm tonight!
Think of a wonderful thought... Any merry little thought!

*to not too

Thanks for the nominations!
We're sending this over to classics now...

Wow, two in a week!

You're a set of funny buggers on here!

Clarkson. Filth.

Don't rest on your laurels op. Tis early days still. Plenty of time for him to reacquaint himself to you.

Don't say that...

We've been moved into Classics?!?!

...But...but...this means my humiliating encounter with Prince Andrew will be electronically preserved for all eternity!!!

(And last night I dreamt about Edward VII, thanks to reading that AIBU thread about first cousins marrying a couple of hours before I went to bed!)

Can I get 48 hours off work after vomming from excess sordid Trumpage?

And also, some counselling?

Edward VII is your first cousin, Booma?