WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

[MumBod]

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

There's certainly a similarity in our body shape, The Freaks!

...Nah, somewhere in the other thread, somebody reported speculation that Queen Victoria and Prince Albert weren't actually first cousins after all, and that Albert's biological father may have been the family's chamberlain, Baron von Mayern, and said that Edward VII looked remarkably like the baron. I reckon that stuck in my mind.

I can go for years at a time without having disturbing sex dreams about the Royals, honest!

Just done the easiest search for this thread I forgot to watch earlier - Trump and Hagrid in the same thread!

Am I the only sad person waiting to hear what Trumpy got up to tonight? < most very certainly absolutely not envy!

I think the OP has stuck herself in an induced coma so she can have as many mucky Trumpage Humpage dreams as she can. Saucy Minx

He's trying to get hold of you MumBod

See www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2949897-Just-got-a-phone-call-from-the-White-House

I'm in hiding

Just thought I'd come on and wish you sweet dreams. Hope you and Trumpy have lots of fun..
Don't do anything. I wouldn't do.

Brian May, oral (receiving) on windowsill...

Just discovered this thread! Thankyou Mumbod you are very brave to get through this trauma and manage to sleep again.

TO ALL YOU MR TUMBLE DREAM LOVERS: Is it time to resurrect this photo doppelgänger but once seen never forgotten

Apologies in advance

Snooks 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Sorry Gins this beautiful image was on a MN thread a few years ago and is seared into my mind's eye any excuse to share the pain

Oh my god I was considering posting about my sex dream last night, it was the Rock/Dwayne Johnson and it was amazing.

Yes, but that's completely understandable.

Unless he was actually Maui in the dream...

MumBod, the curse has passed on to me.

I had a horrific Donald Trump sex dream a couple of nights back.

He had two penises!!!

How are you coping?

My weird sex dreams.

1. I was working as a prostitute in the wizarding world, one of my clients was Severus Snape, that was a fun dream!
2. Dream I had about an affair I was having with a white van man, he was middle aged, chubby and bald, but he was really good in bed and adored me.
3. I was living in a posh London flat and Andy Parsons was giving me oral.
4. The most recent, I was Bruce Wayne's 16 year old cousin and had to go and live with him because my parents had died, and I end up shagging The Joker, who it turns out is much nicer in my head and a really good lay. And then it got weird when I got home from my prom as my 'cousin' was drunk and decided to hump me. The Joker interrupted this without Bruce knowing he was there, so I snuck out, which led to a discussion between us about whether it was legal to shag your cousin or not. And then we had sex. There was lots of sex in that dream. There was some other weird stuff too. I clearly need to get laid, I haven't had any for a very long time.

Orange tic tac - that's hilarious 😂

I had a hhmmm nice dream 20 yrs ago of Jarvis Cocker doing unmentionable things to me then a few years later Vic Reeves

MumBod, I keep having flashbacks to the awful moment when he whipped them out.

They were one above the other, rather than side-by-side, and they worked in unison. Sorry if that's TMI...

Can you recommend a good brand of brain bleach?

@BoomalakkaWee it wouldn't surprise me if he did have.

My friend had a sex dream about him. She is always calling him anus mouth. This clearly infiltrated her subconsciousness as she texted me one morning to she had had a vivid dream where she licked his "bottom area" as she stood in front of his desk in the Oval Office.

I told her to call in sick that day

Well they do say power is an aphrodisiac and he is the leader of the Free World

Oh God, ginliness.

Oh God.

Boomlakkawee

You don't need brain bleach. You need brain napalm.

You poor, poor woman.

Gives MumBod a brave, wobbly smile...

Creeps away into corner and sobs.

There, there, Boomlakkawee. Have a tic-tac...

I had a threesome with Jeremy Clarkson and Chris Tarrant. I'm still in therapy

Mine was Liberace....over his piano and I knocked off the candlebra.

(God just shuddering all these years later)....