WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

[MumBod]

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

I'll be complaining to Mumsnet HQ if reading this thread puts some nightmarish ideas into my subconscious (quaking with fear at the thought of sleep now....)

You mean the actual President Trump? Not some other poor unfortunate of the same name?

A few weeks ago, I woke up just as Trump had his arm around my shoulder and was leaning in to kiss me.

We were both fully clothed (thank fuck), but very weirdly, I was my teenage self (14) and wearing my school uniform. Please don't psychoanalyse me!!! I've always had a huge thing for older men, but not that man, yuk!

He was President, and had come to visit our school, and saw me in a crowd, draped his arm around me and said that there was something special about me, and that he needed one on one time with me.

He walked around the packed school hall together, and he had his arm around me the whole time, holding me close against him and squeezing me.

I'll never forget that nightmare. I woke up feeling so, so sick.

No, it was the actual, tiny-handed, shredded wheat-balancing, tangerine freak Trump.

He didn't take well to being chucked, but I was stoic.

I feel like I'm in A Nightmare On Elm Street. I daren't nod off.

one, two, Donald's coming for you

Literally

Oh, Argeles, I don't know what to say. Maybe we should start some kind of support group where we sleep in shifts, and wake each other up if we start to show signs of a Donald Dream?

Like, I don't know, retching, crossing legs, clawing at our own throats, vomiting through our nostrils...that kind of thing.

Condolences, OP .

My worst one was Neil Morrissey - mild in comparison. Last night, I had Larry Lamb put an arm around me, which I was A-OK with.

Don't to forget to what your sheets. They will be full of orange streaks reminding you he was in your bed.

I have a sex dream about Putin once, though. I don't know what's worse.

I had Timothy Dalton as Mr Rochester in a hammock last night, so In a good mood today!

I am glad to hear there was no penetration. You might have been disappointed. it could have been his finger for all you know.

Neil Morrissey is a bit of a win, really, if you can forget where he's been Amanda Holden

Putin is at least ripped.

Trump though...

OP you poor thing ( to keep you awake)

missmoohoo argh!

I need to check whether my fanny has crawled up into my abdomen and hermetically sealed itself. I wouldn't blame it with that threat level. Jesus.

OMG grim

Just had a coffee with three shots.

I feel like Macbeth.

Sleep no more. Mumbod shall sleep no more. Trump dream has murdered sleep.

Omg mum

Anyone wanna chip in for a lifetime supply of relentless. She can't ever sleep again....

Anyone got a spare bucket for her too.

I'm so sorry this happened to you

No-one needs a tiny-handed fondling!

Eeeeeew, OP you will need years of therapy and a copious amount of brain bleach to get over this. Yuck, just yuck

You need matchsticks for your eyes, gallons of red bull and keep the lights on all night!

Can we ask MN to add a warning to the title of this thread...disturbing content

The big question is..........did his hair move during sex????

I thought my Simon Cowell one was bad........we were in love........

My worst one was around 10/15 years ago and was Paul Daniels. He was seriously sleazy and kept chasing me in the dream to the point of being a weirdo stalker. I could never watch him on TV afterwards and was rather relieved when he died.

My sympathies OP. Time to break out the to recover I think.

Have you got an earworm of him whispering covfefe ?