WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

[MumBod]

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

Noooooooo!

Once I had Noel Edmonds.

Still makes me queasy after 20 years.

Ooh dear that IS The Worst Sex Dream EVER!!!

That's a belter of a bad one MumBod. The worst thing is when you still get kind of sexual feelings for the person after the dream, completely against your better judgement.

My worst was Jim McDonald from Corrie. Never looked at him the same way again.

It was horrific.

My saving grace is that in the dream I threw him out - he'd moved in with me!!

He was an oily sex pest and I was submissive at first, then chucked him.

He was in love with me.

Donald Trump. Not Bruce Springsteen, not Tom Hardy, not Guy Garvey, not even Noel Edmonds. Donald Trump.

😱😱😱

That has to be THE most distressing dream ever.
I mean I can't even... Yuck.

You need dream interpretation. It's bound to mean something profound.

Doesn't dream sex always mean death? Or is it business? Maybe you're going into business with The Donald

Not Donald Doll-hands

I hope the dream ended with a telephone number you could call, if you'd been affected by it

TheNaze you've raised a smile from a traumatised woman.

I keep having little flashbacks. DP just kissed me on the cheek and I recoiled a bit and gasped 'Donald did that!'

This is my own personal Nam

All Mumbods flirt with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. But MumBod had a FAKE Orgasm, FAKE!!! Sad.

God's teeth. That is horrific.

and don't forget MumBod...
''his hair's not perfect but it's his''
''his fingers are long and beautiful, as, has been documented, are other parts of his body''
and my own personal favourite
''he guarantees there's no problem with his penis size, he guarantees''

Stoppit gin stoppitstoppit!

I had George Osborne twice, which I think was caused by an unfortunate combination of pregnancy hormones and a clock radio set to the Today programme.

I had to switch to Radio1 for a while as a preventative measure.

George Osborne is at least vaguely human, though.

Vaguely.

My sympathies. I once had a sex dream about George W. Bush when he was President. I still recoil in horror just thinking about it. The Donald would be infinitely worse.

So sorry this happened to you. There was no consent. LTB and report to police.

I was coming to say it can't have been as bad as my David walliams dream, but bloody hell, you win!

I don't feel like a winner. I don't think I want my breakfast.

Sends

Moving

Yes, yes, that's it! I've taken a metaphor for the team!

It's not that my nasty, depraved mind is toying with me for its own sick pleasure at all.

Sympathies, MumBod - but thank you for making me laugh tears reading this thread !!!

OP