WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

[MumBod]

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

Did he say 'quack quack oops' when he finished?

Brilliant.

I wonder if he announced "here comes the hairy happening" as he got his knob out.

God thanks to you lot my mind now is now full of trumps knob...

Revolting....

I hate you

Brilliant OP. Well obviously brilliant for us but not so much for you.

Well, if my suffering can bring light to the lives of others, then it hasn't been in vain...

WetsTheFinger
MY Boris was wearing his bike helmet and saying:
'Get ahead of the Games'
he also still had his suit trousers on (complete with bike clips) just his fly undone.
I had the impression he was in a hurry and I was just one of many 'Laydeees' he had to fit in.

Not wrong, I expect

My tv remote control !

Nuff said.

I had a very involved dream involving Putin, no idea what was worse - the fact it was Putin or what we did, the man was flexible, inventive and had unlimited stamina. If I could remember it in enough detail it would make the karma sutra look like the phone book.

Yikes. And I thought Joe Jonas a few weeks ago was bad!do you mean joe boner. I would take him any day. (See what I did there.) Am not hiding in the corner for this one.

I can't decide if this thread should be reported to MNHQ for removal on the grounds of potentially causing subconscious copycat traumas, or for promotion to classics, or merely to ensure they are also horrified/amused.

I am trying to think of who could be worse to make you feel and I can't!

Thanks for brightening up a shit day for me though :)

I wonder if he announced "here comes the hairy happening" as he got his knob out. Oh maybe , he asked to fix his hair first before ejaculating, possibly by Melania. He must look the part for his entrance in very situation.

I had a very involved dream involving Putin, no idea what was worse - the fact it was Putin or what we did, the man was flexible, inventive and had unlimited stamina. If I could remember it in enough detail it would make the karma sutra look like the phone book. I can well believe that because it sounds simpler to what I had.

a bit off topic, but I am still giddy with delight of the many hours of fun I had with Idris Elba last Friday night. Even better than having the dream in the first place is that I am able to remember so much of it.

Wonderful man - welcome back any night.

MumBod - oh the horror.

Perhaps the pp can give us the details of the obama dream. Stop up feeling so nauseous for a while

This is hilarious! Sadly I suspect you may need some kind of therapy to knock the deviant out of you. He's all kinds of wrong.

Johnny Vegas. He just lay there while I did all the work. Didn't even try and crack a joke. I felt slightly sick when I woke up.

Catra

I did Derek Branning from EastEnders once. It was so real I was actually heaving when I woke up

Haha I don't remember it that well. Just that I enjoyed it. And we were in my bed, not the White House or anything.

I was in a lift with DLT once, in real actual life, DH recognised him, I have a total blind spot for z-lebs!

My "interesting" dream was the Rev Richard Coles, with added handsome and hotness. ...think Thornbirds/Richard Chamberlain

It was when the Rev was on Masterchef and we were conversing and much much more about dinner. He was very good.

I see him in a new light now.

I had a full on X rated dream when I was last pregnant, my partner was Mr Tumble. It was horrific. Even in my dream I found myself questioning my actions. I remember thinking "He's not really Mr Tumble it's Justin!" Oh and yes he did have a spotty bag. It was 9 years ago and I still can't get the images out of my mind!

Oh Mumbod that's awful but it's also totally made my day. I am absolutely weeping with laughter here.

Jeremy Clarkson and Hagrid - one and the same, surely

Peter Mandelson - OMFG . The Prince of Fucking Darkness and a very, very close second to Donald 'Doll Hands' Trump

A spotty bag, eh?

I'm creased up here 😂

Did the earth move, though.
I can imagine him to be a beast in bed

Please stop, I've laughed so much that I've wheezed and had to use my inhaler.