WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

[MumBod]

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

I feel your pain OP. I also dreamt about Donald Trump. He was kissing me and proposing marriage. Fortunately I had forgotten it until I read your post!

Genuinely trying to think of someone worse than the Donald OP but it isn't going well!
Perhaps an exorcism would help?

SheWhoDaresGins2 cheers for that, just as I was getting over my PTSD

Just getting ready for bed...

I don't think anyone has asked the most important questions yet.

Did he take his hair off first?

And

Do the collar and cuffs match?

I tend to have interestingbdreams around ovulation too. Some of them have been amazing (David Tennant and Tom Ellis were particular stars) but the dirtiest, and as p.p said, most insatiable was Justin. Had me every which way til Tuesday. Then at the end of the dream Robert the Robot made me breakfast. I've not been able to be in the same room while CBeebies is on since!

You know the thing where if you need to wake up at a certain time you bang your head off the pillow 6 times to get up at 6?

And yes, I know it sounds bizarre, I read it in a childrens book...

Try banging your head off the pillow a few times while thinking of an acceptable alternative. It probably won't hurt

I had John Major once. Years ago. Never forgot it. Made me physically ill.

Adds a whole new aspect to "the nights are dark and full of terrors" doesn't it?

But are you now just thinking of banging Donald Trump ?

I was finding this thread so amusing to read till pomonasprout came along and said you dream about what you were thinking about 2 - 3 hours before you go to sleep.

I am doomed to a night of Trump, Putin and Mr Tumble.

yeah you can get a mind wipe for that on the NHS no probs

Well, I am now, Funko

Was that the sound of the headboard in your dream last night?

Doomed to a night of Trump, Putin and Mr Tumble because of this thread that is. That is not a place my mind went to of its own volition.

Mumbod I would like to sincerely thank you and your overies for getting through the most boring training session ever, as I chewed on my cheek to stop the laughing.

Must...stay...awake...

Emmageddon - I had a few dreams about Chris Evans and also found them traumatising. I'm sure I was actually crying when I woke up as thought it had really happened 😂

TheIncredible Putin is an absolute animal in the sack so you're sure to have a great time. He gave me a dream sexing so good that I'm not even ashamed.

Give us a kiss op

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