WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

[MumBod]

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

Jesus Christ these are terrible. I would never recover. @Emmageddon There is something feasible about your combo. Shudders.
@ExpatinBah Liberace is just horrific, I'm shuddering with laughter here.

My contribution is mine involved Gordon Ramsey and a kitchen. In this context i suppose he is the equivalent of Brad Pitt or Viggo Mortensen next to this bunch.

i had a dream i was taking part in bukakke with the popular exprenimental rap group death grips

I once had Angela Merkel. In the toilets of my old university. Jeez, mind!

Jimmy Nail. He was very good.

I've just found this! So funny! I have nothing to add, yet!

I don't even want to name names - the ex chancellor of the exchequer! Who now edits a newspaper and is rumoured to enjoy nose candy... the worst thing is it has been a repeat dream, it's like a series!