Oh FGS (TMI)

[Puffinsareblackandwhite]

I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

"Birds in your Bush"

"Birds in Mumsnet's Bush"

I'm on a role now........

"Thrush in a Bush"

I want to be "Miss November" my bush will be bare but my pheasant will be in season.

Does anyone else get to that point on a Sunday evening and think work might actually be a good thing to save them from themselves?

OK, just me then.

😄

Something like this?

I had a magpie stuck in my front chimney once. Had to get a gas engineer in to sort that one out.

Oh err missus! Did he catch the magpie or did he get stuck up your chimney?

Ladies, I feel the time has come to raise the tone of this somewhat tawdry thread with a bit of high culture...

Hi all,

We're moving this over to classics now!

I had a nuthatch in my trailing lobelia once.

I have a robin in my clematis. The clematis is in my back passage and the robin keeps shitting on my back door.