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Oh FGS (TMI)

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:23

I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

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IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 22:42

Here is my big black pussy in my garden. Not a pheasant in sight.

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EchoesofEmpires · 07/03/2017 22:42

Echoes I do like eating from my own garden

Impressive, but perhaps a tad humble-braggy and TMI even by the very low standards prevailing on this thread.

EchoesofEmpires · 07/03/2017 22:42

Echoes I do like eating from my own garden

Impressive, but perhaps a tad humble-braggy and TMI even by the very low standards prevailing on this thread.

ChickenVindaloo2 · 07/03/2017 22:43

Do NOT attempt to treat your va-JAY-JAY on a pelican crossing.

That would just be cuckoo.

ChickenVindaloo2 · 07/03/2017 22:44

Prince had ribs removed so that he could eat from his own front garden.

EchoesofEmpires · 07/03/2017 22:47
flowersareblooming · 07/03/2017 22:48

Take thrush tab and use cream

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 22:50

Ivy fortunately the other pussy in the Puffin household does not have thrush she's crap at catching birds!

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olderthanyouthink · 07/03/2017 22:50

can't.... breath... Grin

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 22:51

@QueenMortificado please return and admire the forces you have unleashed!

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 22:52

I'm not a night owl so it's bedtime for me!

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IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 22:57

I love the occasional bit of genuine advice from people who have only read the op.

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 22:59

Here is the pheasant in my unruly bush.

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kaitlinktm · 07/03/2017 23:05

I once had a peacock on my garage roof.

I didn't know what all the noise was about so I called the police.
True story - but could also be used as a euphemism.

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 07/03/2017 23:07

I have a very friendly pheasant that regularly visits my front garden up to 3 times a day. He's a noisy bastard when he comes but I can't help but feed love him.

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QueenMortificado · 07/03/2017 23:25

I've read the thread and love how this has moved on! Grin

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 23:28

He's a noisy bastard when he comes

Arf arf.

ZuzuMyLittleGingersnap · 07/03/2017 23:29

Surprised you dreadful lot haven't yet incorporated a Cockatoo...

Wink Grin

2017SoFarSoGood · 07/03/2017 23:35

I have been crane-ing my neck to swallow the tales of all of you bustards. I cry fowl!

MrsMoastyToasty · 07/03/2017 23:36

Woodpecker's can get thrush too. So get some tweet ment for your OH.

ExplodedCloud · 07/03/2017 23:45

We had tits nesting in our clematis. That was nice. A bit rustly though.

EchoesofEmpires · 07/03/2017 23:53

I think that might be a little presumptuous Zuzu there is no indication that the OP is at all 'Polly-amorous'. We could ask and hope she doesn't duck the question, she's not a Nightowl, so presumably more an up with the lark kinda person which may mean she'll be back just after cock..um cockcrow I meant cockcrow.

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 23:53

I can hear an owl hooting now.

I would mind all this if I lived in the country. I live 5 minutes from a town centre.

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 07/03/2017 23:59

Ivy, are you me? Grin

Our record's three males pheasants and seven females in the garden at the same time. I looked it up, male pheasants have a 'harem' Saves on the plain yoghurt that way I guess Wink

MrsMoastyToasty · 08/03/2017 00:21

Maybe your quack needs to take a gander.