Oh FGS (TMI)

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I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

How about a grouse? Famous or otherwise...

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Yes to the yoghurt OP, but be warned, if all you've got is a Muller Corner, well, don't do that. Trust me on this, happened to me a friend one time unless you want to be picking granola bits out of your lady garden for weeks - though maybe that's what the pheasants are for.

I have a blue tit.
But no thrush.

Penhacked

itsnoteasy, altogether now - "VERY CAREFULLY..."

Echoes I do like eating from my own garden but that somehow wasn't quite what I had in mind

I have a lot of questions about this thread:
Does the peasant need to be revolting? ie a revolting peasant?
Is it ok to put yoghurt up your chuff if you're doing the paleo diet (no dairy)? Will soya yoghurt substitute work? Chocolate or strawberry flavour?

Will a Chough work for an itchy chuff?

Itchy chuff? I think you meant chough.

It does look rather red.

My neighbour has fabulous plums in his front garden.

DD has a territorial robin at the riding school she goes to. It has been known to poo on the chairs and last week disgraced itself on my coat!

I wouldn't use it for the thrush though - a bit small I reckon. Although, it obviously doesn't go hungry - it's a bit of a round robin. Perhaps I should post it to Janet and Roy... (I think it was Janet and Roy...)

You can get bleaching cream for the blue tit!

Thanks Carrie - it's got black downy hair as well.

Chough diving and swooping !

Well I almost choked on my pizza folks, cheers for a really good giggle tho and I hope you really don't need a peasant or a pheasant, it really is a bit drastic lmfao and if you think yer walking like John Wayne now haha, shove the peasant or pheasant where the sun don't shine and see how much problems ya have walking then lol

Wonders if Bill Oddie is reading this thread, v confused...

The idea scenario would be a partridge in a pear tree. Then you could treat your thrush with whilst enjoying delicious snacks. (Pear dipped in natural yoghurt)

Year 10 generally aren't know. For being pheasant pluckers.

Sympathies, OP.

I am crying laughing.

So now I am wondering about Ivy's topiary.

I have seen the pheasant in my ornamental plum.

This thread lends a whole new meaning to ornithologists being interested in birds

I had a nuthatch in my trailing lobelia once.

It would be a grebe-vous mistake not to get the canesten tonight especially wren you have year 10 to deal with tomorrow.

I am now a definite bird-fancier!

Treating an itchy flamingo? Well I never. .
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One of the best and funny threads ever lol...