Oh FGS (TMI)

[Puffinsareblackandwhite]

I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

I am in Australia and you have made my day!

I belong on this thread as I am a spicy bird, as indicated by my username!

Classics klaxon!

We're going to move this over, however, would you like to give it a bit more time in chat?

If so, just report to us when it's all posted out.

This thread is heron-dously funny

I hope your thrush has now flown the nest OP, and you have nw removed any pheasants/peasants etc.

😂

This thread is plucking hilarious!

Don't make the same mistake I did once, and confuse your dh's poligrip for your thrush cream

I just dare you to go into Boots and ask the assistant for a peasant. You know you must never say no to a dare!

I'm laughing so much at this thread that someone's just asked me if I'm okay. What with thrushes, chaffinches, pheasants, quails and partridges.... dawn chorus must be a noisy affair!

so printing this thread off to read on the way home.

If you decide to pluck the pheasant first, whatever you do, do not use Veet...

Better a pheasant than a peacock.

I have 5 females and a golfen pheasant if they might be of use to the thrushes?

Golden*!

Seemed perfect for this thread...

LornaMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 08-Mar-17 09:42:25
Classics klaxon!

We're going to move this over, however, would you like to give it a bit more time in chat?

If so, just report to us when it's all posted out.

Leave it in Chat for now, Lorna, I'll watch it (with tears of laughter running down my face every time, thank you QueenMortificado ) and let you know when the gulls have 'owled enough.

And by the way, I have jackdaw up my chimney.

Helpful, OP?

I'm glad to have been of service Waltons

Best lark I've had for weeks, you peasant!

Does it hurt when you peewit, OP?

Can I just applaud whoever in MN Towers labelled this thread "fanjo ornithology"??? I am so not saying this to draw attention to the fact that we are now discussion of the day AND nominated for Classics

I can't breathe for laughing!

Remember that tongue twister - I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son?

MN update:

I'm not a peasant fucker I'm a woman with thrush on the wrong end of an autocorrect.

"Hmm...which one of these will best help poor Puffins cure her affliction?" , pondered QueenMortificado...

There was a pheasant wondering down my road yesterday
Was it wondering how this thread got so spectacularly derailed?

I love how an accidental ornithology thread was started by Puffin

My mums friend used to defrost her turkey in her back passage every christmas.