Oh FGS (TMI)

[Puffinsareblackandwhite]

I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

Thanks for sharing.

I did warn you...

Pop to the chemist, you'all be ok by morning 😂

Get to a chemist and get a peasant now. It will be over by the morning

What's the peasant for, Queen?

A peasant

Yes, because a peasant up your chuff is exactly what you need!!!!

A peasant?
Do you pay them to have thrush for you?

Haha, I knew you lot would cheer me up

Get to a chemist and get a peasant now. It will be over by the morning

I'm picturing allsorts

Sorry to hear that OP, time to crack open the cream.

I'd give Caneston once a go first then if that fails I'd try the peasant

Pheasant? They are a lot bigger than thrushes.

This is an ornithology thread isn't it?

I tend to keep a peasant in stock.

I'm getting Baldrick with a yoghurt covered turnip .."I've got a cunning plan .."

I've got a pheasant in my back garden if thats any help (I really have, it's taken up residence!)

whoops! I meant a pessary!!

ive got a pheasant in my back garden

Is that a euphemism?!

of ivy's pet pheasant.

I've got a pheasant in my back garden

I really, really want this to be some cool euphemistic slang.

"You've got a what? WHERE?"

Queen

get a peasant now

Arf.

I'm of Ivy

Tee hee!

Queen thanks for clarifying, I genuinely had no idea what you meant No time for pharmacies/ GPS due to aforementioned year tens (and others). Will hunt down the Canesten!

Puffin you and your thrush are bring upstaged by a pheasant!

PMSL