HOT TITS!!

[wantacatplease]

...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about.

No idea what she's trying to say!

My 2yr old loves singing the song 'Boogie Fever' by the Sylvers from Despicable Me..unfortunately it sounds like she is saying 'Boobie Feeler!!' Lol! :)

oh yes, as recently as yesterday....
we went to this farm where they have a piglets race twice a day.
we were going through the gate when my 3 yr old shouted " Mummy, Daddy, where are the racist pigs?"

My ds shouts 'are we going over the Big Corn Bridge?' He means the Runcorn Bridge, but his name is much better and cuter. So that's how it will be forever known.

Some of these are brilliant.
We had piky porns instead of porcupines for a while.

We had two guinea pigs, Nibbles and Popcorn.

#1 loved to tell people about how we'd got "nipples and cock porn" ....

My name is Louise and when she was young my niece couldn't say it properly so I became Auntie Williez!

It was a shame as her brother and cousin would tease her, she tried hard but just couldn't say it properly. She is 18 and can manage it now .

I can just imagine visitors being asked "Do you want to hold our Nipples and Cock porn?" Ha!

When I was about 17 I took dn, then around 3, to see Santa at a department store. She told Santa she wanted a cockporn maker for Christmas. I was mortified. Turns out she wanted a popcorn maker.

Ah this takes me back! When DD was a toddler (with quite delayed speech) she used to say 'fuck you' for 'thank you'. It was very funny (and we videoed it) apart from when some sweet elderly person would pick up something she'd dropped from the buggy and give it back to her, cue me catapulting over at high speed to cover her mouth and or drown out the 'fuck you!' With a 'thank you' of my own.

She was also Thomas obsessed and the Fat Controller was called the FuckCunt. That went down well at toddler groups, I can tell you.

Fork - shouted very loudly in a restaurant repeatedly .
I will let you figure out how she pronounced it!!

We went to the aquarium for dd1s 2nd birthday:
Hello piss

Ooo ook nice piss

Piss der

Piss
Piss
Piss

my niece had panacotta for the first time and asked what it was - we told her

"oooh i like panacocker"

made my husbands day....he still calls it panacocker - he is a child

My friend's DD went through a phase of calling chocolate "cock" for a while. Lots of mileage in that... "Want cock!" "Daddy, where cock?" "Mummy like cock?"

Oh my little one also says Titty instead of kitty! We have a kitty at home so he says it constantly!

DS, 3, likes to call Marks and Spencers "Marks EnSpensive"

20 month old DD calls chocolate "cock"!

She was really enjoying some Buttons the other day. So glad no one else was around to hear her repeatedly announce "Nice... Cock!"

Omg moggle, cross post! I was afraid no one would believe me!

Picnics are nic-nics with DS3, DS1 called them pic-pics
Blueberries are boobies
Freeze pops are bop-bops
Trucks are fwucks
Things misappear they don't disappear
Me-mouse is Mickey Mouse
Peh-pig is peppa pig
Piggle!! Is Iggle Piggle
Puggin is pudding
Chockit is chocolate
Bibit is biscuit

I love this stage ??

Flutterly I'm very new to all this, but let me tell you I'm very relieved that we referred to our kitty as cat, as it is our DS (1)'s only word - and he uses it for everything right now!

Dd had trouble with black currant, came our as black c**t.

Really embarrassing so we tended to stick to orange or apple as options!

When my son was younger he would often shout loudly that he wanted his cnt. He meant coat. shame*

Maybe Beach

Another vote for Marks 'n' Spensive here.

Also, at the deli counter -'Look Mummy, cold sore!'

Whenever we offer our niece (2) ice cream, she says "yes piss ass cream", also when my nephew (11) was about three, he would ask for a chocolate lolly on a stick in Thornton's by asking for "cock dick"

My DD would say bitch bitch, it took me a while but I eventually realised she was saying Beach. DD2 had a cyst inside her mouth for a few years and would randomly yell "Fuck" when we were in the car, turns out it was all the trucks passing us by, she meant Truck.