HOT TITS!!

[wantacatplease]

...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about.

No idea what she's trying to say!

Hahaha some brilliant ones here .

DS "fck it Daddy fck it (holding up a broken toy)
DH (desperately trying not to laugh) "yes I'll fix it for you"

One Christmas "milf pie"for mince pie.

DD's best one was when she used to loudly exclaim that she wanted to "whore"

"Mummy I want to whore"

she meant draw...

In Tesco's at peak busy time... two toddler boys in the trolley, having full on tantrums, one shouting he wanted "hot shit" (chocolate) and the other shouting that he wanted a "fu*k" (truck). I was so embarrassed I abandoned the shopping and went home!

Dad's work sent him and three male colleagues away to Wales on a technical training course for a week. It made sense for them all to meet at our house and travel down in one car. They came for Sunday tea then drove off into the night as we waived them off at bedtime. Fast forward to Monday morning, and my school diary entry for the weekend was "Daddy has gone away for the week and mummy had three big men round".

Downstairs Piss off is said quite regularly in our house too, DD2 has a lip tie so miss pronounces a lot of things even though she's 4 next week sadly but we all enjoy her current a Frozen obsession and her fave doll Kristoff = Piss Off. I want Piss off, where's piss off?! She gets quite annoyed bless her.

DS just learning names of cutlery rather than calling everything a spoon. We discovered this the other day when he shouted from his highchair "fucker on floor Mummy"

My lovely daughter kept shouting she wanted an Elsa 'vage' for her birthday in Tesco, took me a while to work it out, to my shock announced she got a big vage at nursery, she actually had a big badge with 4 on, ended up trying to tell her it's a rosette!!