HOT TITS!!

[wantacatplease]

...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about.

No idea what she's trying to say!

DD(1) keeps saying "Paki bar". We have now worked out this is how she pronounces both Paprika and Africa.

Aaargh.

This thread has had me weeping with laughter.
My daughter was another 'cock' shouter (peacocks). I remember being at Whipsnade on a relatively quiet day. It was the second time she'd ever met her stepgran & stepgrandad and the first time she met 80 year old stepgreatgran. We sat down in the cafe. She suddenly leapt up shouting 'cock' 'cock'. My older DD started shouting 'oooo she's saying cock again mummy'.

My ds is insistant that any noise he hears from outside is a farmyard animal of sorts (obsessed 2 and a half year old). One day we were at the drs in the waiting room and the door opened noisily as a woman pushed it open.

"Noise!"
"That's right darling, it's a noise."
Pause.
"Noisy cow."

The thing is, the intonation was so disparaging, just like a grumpy old man. I became very middle class and very clear in my own speech as I hastily pointed out "No darling, a ha ha, that wasn't a cow, we saw a cow this morning didn't we, a ha ha, that wasn't a cow this time."

We had not seen a cow that morning.

DS has spent the demanding arse lorries from the freezer and on trips to the park. :)

Ooo first ever post and I messed it up - that should read DS has spent the entire summer demanding arse lorries from the freezer!

I just found out what DD's "want a piss" was. She meant crisps (imagine "pisps" said with a lisp).

Dd (3) loves to eat coco cops every morning

Dd has had chips for tea, when trying to say chips she was shouting yummy shits!

First ever post on my thread, Antilop!? > Welcome!

I have a friend who called the Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank Engine, the Fuckatroller..

Dh has a French Connection t-shirt from years ago with the slogan: 'run like fcuk' which he used for gym attire. When dd started to learn to read I ordered dh not to wear it anymore as she would read anything in sight, anyway he forgot one day after the gym and this is what happened in the supermarket:
Dd: Daddy why are you drinking that, you haven't paid for it yet? (This is one of my bugbears and I never let dd open anything until we have paid)
Dh: Errrrr... I have, I already scanned it so I've paid for it.
Lady standing near us has a bit of chuckle about dh being put on the spot, I look [sceptical].
Dd (very loudly): Run. Like. FUCK!
Dh and I stand open mouthed. Lady looks stunned and makes herself scarce.
Me(whispering through gritted teeth): I told you not to wear that t shirt!
I turn to dd and say: dd, you mustn't say that. that's a naughty word
Dd: what's a naughty word?
Me: there are some words you aren't allowed to say
Dd: YOU MEAN FUCK?
Out of the corner of my eye I can see other shoppers pretending to look at the crisps while uncontrollably shaking silently with laughter. At that point we exit the premises.

My daughter likes to play with sounds and words and managed to invent and love the word nigga
There were lots of other similar sounding sounds 'ligga', 'figga' etc
She was running round the house saying it (Definitely NOT a word she has heard in context before) so we were stuck between ignoring it or explaining what it means.
Fun
We explained.

Tbh my eldest DS when about 18 months used to throw his hands in the air and shout "Tits!!" In my defence it was a very, very long boring car journey when I taught him how to do it...

Ps op could hot tits mean chocolate?
Or are they looking at attractive ladies at the time?

DS called Pooh's pink friend Bigot for ages. Sadly, he's now able to say Piglet...

My friend's DD is 18 months now and we're having great fun with her new words. She pulled my top down and shouted "boobies!" last time I saw her, and later that afternoon she dropped her snack on the carpet and said, "oh, fark". I looked at my friend, who looked back at me and asked if she'd really just said that. I pointed out that her using "fark" as an alternative for the past 18 months probably wasn't much better than the usual word

My eldest DS (now 4) used to shout 'shite' every time nursery changed his nappy. They actually called me in to discuss it! Obviously he was pointing out the ceiling light hanging over the changing mat...

On a slightly less embarrassing note, he also called apples 'bubbles' for a very long time. In my house we will probably forever more have bubble juice, bubble pie, bubble cake... :D

When my DD was starting to talk I gave her a stern telling off for saying (what I thought was) 'old bastard'. later we worked out it was octopus.

Euphemia DD (then 18 months, now 11) used to say "Beebosh" too...only she thought she was saying "pencil" (she told us later)

GraceK how funny, DD (bfed until age 2) used to call milk "nook" and breasts "nookies" and bras "nookie pouches", all very logical really

Crying here at Vagina Puddleduck and Poohs friend Bigot!

Just read this thread and I am so happy to find out my ds is not the only child to have called popcorn 'cockporn'!!!

My ds shouts "bat shit" when he wants new batteries for his toys, and "bitch shit" for biscuit

I haven't laughed so long or so loud in a very long time. My ribs ache. Fantastic thread