HOT TITS!!

[wantacatplease]

...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about.

No idea what she's trying to say!

I think it's 'what's this?'

DD used to say something similar.

it gets worse when they are clear as in mommy my pointy thing won't go down! its poking out mommy look mommy mom MOM! why are you crying mommy?

DD when learning to talk never said a car but one car - sounded just like wanker.

And we live on a busy road. I recorded it on my phone as it was priceless. DH setting it as my ring tone was less funny.

Ds loves arsenal, he has an arsenal bedcover, eat drinks breathes arsenal, wouldn't have been a problem except that dd when aged 2 couldn't say arsenal and would tell everyone that her big brother loved arse hole and loved his arse hole bed!

DH setting it as my ring tone was less funny

Tits are tights in our house. Pronounced very carefully, every letter enunciated.

We also have cock for clock. And the pronunciation of fork is rather suspect too.

Euphemia Beebosh in this house was brioche!

DD has taken to exclaiming "BUM BUM BUM!" very loudly in public at every opportunity. It wouldn't be that unusual except for the fact that DH has a strange prudish dislike of the word and makes us all say "bottom" on pain of death (he was brought up by a rather prim grandmother who thought the word "bum" was unspeakably vulgar and desperately common, so he visibly cringes whenever he hears it). It's poetic justice for him that DD enjoys saying it so much

Fork was fuck for a while here so 'fork and spoon' came out like 'fucking spoon'. Was extremely funny until we went out to lunch at a nice restaurant.

'On titty and be odd!' is a superb phrase - I might adopt it as my own!

I cannot wait for dd to be at this stage. These are hilarious!

Dd shouts 'let's play hide and seek you cunt' I've tried teaching her to say 'I'll hide' instead but no, of course that is not ok. She's pretty bossy too so it comes across as if she's saying it in context. Tbh I just raise my eyebrows and smile at horrified onlookers now.

Crying at "let's play hide and seek you cunt."

I should also admit that my DS used to say "fucking troller" when playing with his Thomas trains. Of course he was trying to say "Fat Controller."

DS2 likes wiggling his bum shouting 'wiggle waggle' although he shouts WIG WANKER.

My little one's (23 months) fave word at the moment is parcel, only he can't say the letter 'p' so it sounds like he's saying arsehole! Apparently he went running to the door when the postman came shouting 'arsehole, arsehole!'

Daughter, then aged 7 asked me if her earrings made her look like a lesbian ( she had no idea what it meant).

One day in the park my son came running towards me shouting "Mummy, Mummy, look at my dick!"

Few surprised heads turned to see him waving a large stick.

I play a game with my little boy where as we walk down the road we say the colour of each car. So red, green, white, black, blue etc and he points out each car. We live up north in a not very diverse area.

We went to visit some friends in Dalston which is a predominantly Afro-Caribbean/African area.

We were walking down a very busy road there next to the market where there just happened to be an awful lot of black cars parked. So he's sat in his pram merrily going 'black, black, black, black' and pointing and I've got people with their jaws dropping because they think I've bought the toddler wing of Combat 18 to Dalston.

My God, I wished the ground could have swallowed me whole.

We get cock for clock. Big cock!!

My DS (33 months) keeps shouting catp*ss across restaurants. He means "ketchup"

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