HOT TITS!!

[wantacatplease]

...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about.

No idea what she's trying to say!

annyeonghaseyo = hello in korean

DD1 used to sob for a spigot.

Eventually worked our she meant biscuit.

Chocolate was Croc Wit. :)

We had "my slag! My SLAG! My SLLLAAAAAAGGG!" At the top of Ds's voice a few weeks ago. His flag had broken. He went on about it for ages!

My DD is also a cock shouter! For clock. Also, cock-urt for yoghurt and dick for drink. It's getting to be quite hazardous giving her her mid morning snack asking for cock-urt and dick!

DS1, speech delay, therapist advised on helping him to blend two consonant sounds, such as 't-r-ain' and 'b-r-ead', which went ok, until we got to 'b-l-ocks'....he spent months pointing out the bollocks in the toy shop, supermarket, etc or asking for, or where, his bollocks were!

The shame :(

DS says "fook" a lot. As in "fook car" or "fook choo-choo"

I think it means fast. However he lives his life by vehicles so he shouts it a lot.

My DD went through a phase of drinking nothing but really weak black currant squash but as she was only 2 she always shouted for bla cunt juice, it took ages to convince her to ask for ribena

These are all making me feel a lot better!

I've had a rubbish day and this thread is cheering me up big time

OP, are you sure your daughter hasn't been watching IT Crowd:

DS2 loves his arse-nort pyjamas. They have astronauts on them.

He also said cock-chit for chocolate, thankfully he now calls it clotchut.

When my DS was about 2 he loved Buzz Light year. He couldn't quite say his catch phrase though. His version was 'On titty and be odd!'

My 2 yo dd keeps saying what sounds like "oh fuck it". It comes out sort of like "oh fuck ed".

I'm mortified as she says it in context too, such as when she drops something!

No idea where she's got it from....I never swear in front of her!

My 2 year old DS is a cock shouter too, we saw some peacocks a while back and I think he liked them a lot. He has a little chant that goes something like - cock, cock, cocks, cock, COCK, COCKS that gets really loud.

dd 2.5 has older cousins who are big one direction fans. unfortunately she now just shouts 'I love on erection'

My youngest couldn't say his d or c/k sounds until he was four - they all came out as t.

Great fun at his friend's birthday party when the cake came out.

"Yay!" shouts DS "Hello Titty!".

My friend's husband thought it was so funny that he actually asked DS to repeat Hello Kitty's name so he could video it!

Another clock lover in this house, but it was particularly amusing as he used to go on and on to any visitors about "daddy's little cock" as he had one of those tiny square travel alarm clocks. Used to make me roar with laughter!

Could hot tits be hold this? or what's this?

I think be bosh for 64 zoo lane was, " for the love of all that is good, please turn it off!"

ah yes, my kids also love cock porn. and yesterday ds shouted out that he had found a dick. I am assuming what he actually found was a stick.

thank you op! i'm sat here worrying myself to death over bleeding in early pregnancy and this thread has me howling with laughter! desperately trying to work out what hot tits is meant to mean (think its whats it?), and literally laughing out loud at all the cock shouters! on erection is pure class!!!

My Star Wars obsessed DS1 liked rancours best, so every time he saw anything Star Wars related he would shout "RANCOUR!" Sadly he pronounced it with a W, so he came across as sweary, but very well spoken with it.

These are hilarious!
DS, until recently, couldn't say 'trunk' so if you asked him what an elephant had, he'd say (in ascending volume):
'A big big big BIG CUNT'
Blueboobies (blueberries) was another of my favourites.

DS2

black cunt = black currant!

Big dick = big stick

DS1's first word was 'cheers', which is very cute, except that he couldn't pronounce it properly. The 'ch' became 'j' and the 'eer' became 'i'.

So basically we sat round the table at every mealtime with a one year old waving his sippy cup around and screaming 'Jizz! Jiiiiiizzzzzz!' We got some odd looks in restaurants.

Amazing replies! My dd's little phrase is nothing compared to these!

Jiiiiiiiiiiiizz!