HOT TITS!!

[wantacatplease]

...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about.

No idea what she's trying to say!

We have just returned from a holiday in the US, during which we visited New Hampshire. One afternoon was spent at Diana's Baths, a series of pools fed from a mountain spring. The boys enjoyed playing in the water, so much so, that our 5 year old LOUDLY asked in the parking lot whether we could come back to "Vagina's Baths" the next day...

Ds1 said poo title for pussycat
Ds3 say cock for clock, he also said oh shit whenever he dropped something for a couple of months but that was down to his older brother

Poo tit even

Me and my 3 year old went to a scrapstore recently , he doesn't say the s sound in certain words yet, so he went around the place saying "wow look at all of this crap, this is a good crap store. Can we buy some crap?"

I was when my DN kept asking if I had enough "cat shoes" for my cat. I told him she doesn't wear shoes and he laughed then said "No, Shits (his pronunciation of my name, to his mother's great amusement) cat shoes ". He meant food, obviously.

When my daughter was about 2.5 she would refer to charming childrens Ghibli animation 'Ponyo' as porno. She would tell anyone that would listen that she had been watching porno with mummy/daddy. It was hilarious (morrtifying) but we just prayed she never said it when we weren't there to explain!!!

my daughter threw a meltdown when i wouldn't let her play padding porn (paddling pool) she also lost her kinky in town one day (tinky winky) we were treated to her freaking out yelling where is kinky i want kinky

dd2 had speech issues, and often contracted words

I was mortified when she started to loudly demand "Blackcurrant!" when she wanted a drink, as she didn't seem to sound out the "r-r-a" part.

My ds used to call tea bags "bawbags"!

Ds 2 & half.. Is like a sponge for words & phrases.. Generally very funny & cute.. Ie; "mum" "yes babe" "farm foods get a 10 from Len" or current fave is "hotel.... Travago" but he also has a knack of hearing swear words once & remembering them..

On the bus last week.. Very loudly.. "Oh no mum it's pissing down"

& Saturday in the dry cleaners he sees an earwig & shouts "errrr bugger" unfortunately bug became bugger months ago & he's hung on to that.. Thank fully "for fucks sake" seems to have been replaced by "oh my goodness"... I swing between being surprised & proud of his vocab to very embarrassed by it!!

My Dd also had slight speech delay ,her favourite program as a child was Tots Tv, in almost every episode a song involving the magic bag " sac magique" was sung
We had a play date with a friend and her dd one morning as my dd started singing along to this song ,unfortunately it came out sounding more like
" suck ma-dick " "suck ma-dick"
My friend & I both snorted as we heard her and nearly choked on our tea !!

It was a long time ago, but if can remember do many if these with DD - she was an early talker too, which somehow made it worse as she could string a sentence together early & was fiercely independent - I still remember the day & cringe when she insisted on asking the waitress herself for cutlery

Cue tiny girl all ribbons, curls & cute smiles toddling over to the service area & exclaiming loudly to the waitress "get me forking knife please"

Wondering if "hot tits" is the crips watsits ???

*crisps !!!

Arggghhh !!
& wotsits !! Sorry on phone

I had taken my second baby, who was then something like 8 weeks old, to the local surgery for her first round of vaccinations. My eldest, then 3 years old, was with us too. On the way out afterwards I stopped at the reception desk to make the appointment for the next round.

In front of a waiting room packed with a lot of elderly people, my three year old piped up in that huge booming voice that young children can't seem to help using:

"MUMMY, HAS MY LITTLE SISTER GOT TO COME BACK AGAIN FOR SOME MORE ERECTIONS?"

She meant "injections" of course.

Another one. In the run up to one Christmas when eldest was just two and still our only child, she was helping me decorate the Christmas tree. She picked up some baubles and proudly told me:

"These are Father Christmas's balls."

I am sure there are more. Those are the ones that spring to mind.

My DD says Bitch when she means Beach.

My son aged about nine took his work home from school and they had to write about what they wanted to be when they grew up
Ds had written that he wanted to be a rapper and how much he loved rapping, unfortunately he had missed out one p in the words.....I still come over all funny when I think about it

Oh dear Ovary!

DD walking past a flower bed full of blue & pink flowers, telling me what colour they were:
"Piss, poo, piss, poo..."

My daughter was learning to rhyme at nursery. On leaving for the day, she saw her friend in the carpark and started to shout " Bunty Cunty" at the top of her voice. He shouted the same back, and this became a chorus of "cunty" very loudly - we tried not to respond and to just hurry to the cars without looking bothered :)

also the sucky thumb which became the "fucky sum "

My 21 month old DD pronounces beach as 'bitch' which as we live very close to the beach and see it regularly can be slightly embarrassing when she suddenly announces 'Bitch!' at the top of her voice!

Oh, she is also obsessed with seeing pictures of dogs chasing balls on the internet but just says 'dog balls'!

littleredinosaur my son used to say bitch and bitches for fish or fishes, could that be it?