I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame.

[BookieMonster]

Not that Matilda sounds that bothered!

[BookieMonster]

If it has the same degree of innate suction, bollockcup would be a winner.

[THERhubarb]

It would act as a protection aid (from cupping, stray hands) and a gatherer of bollock cheese.

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

Bollockcupping- an invisible suction that draws hand to unsuspecting testicles

Man 1: 'I just got bollockcupped'
Man 2: 'yeah that happened to me last week on the tube'

My mum does always say theres always someone worse off than yourself...

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

ergggggh, I didn't imagine an actual cup rubarb

[THERhubarb]

I feel a new hobby coming on

[THERhubarb]

Anyone want to join me on pitching it to Dragon's Den?

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner can bollockcup Theo whilst I do the talking. And possibly Hilary as I'm sure she has a bollock or two....

[TheOneWithTheHair]

Thank you for cheering me up. Great thread.

[SybilRamkin]

Crying with laughter at this thread!

But what if other colleagues saw it and are now jealous that they didn't get bollockcupped too? Perhaps if you do it to everyone it won't be so noticeably cringeworthy - it could be the new team bonding activity to promote unity at the office?

[Matildaandthematches]

It has only just occurred to me that essentially I have admitted to sexually assaulting hundreds of men on a public forum. Still, at least my victims don't have to look me in the face ever again. NPMBITC - if you go down for this, I've got your back ok? No one would mess with a couple of bollock-cuppers in clink.

[BellaVita]

Howling!

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

I could bollockcup them all, I'm the fucking craziest bollockcupper out there

I think I've finally found my calling.

[cafecito]

[Jestrin]

excellent thread! I am indebted to Talc for the visual

[cafecito]

tears of laughter here in a silent library fab diagram Talc!

[LadyClariceCannockMonty]

Can we nominate this for Classics? Fair cheered up a wet Wednesday and in fact has been the highlight of the month so far in my sad little life

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

That's a thought Sybil.. I've lost my bollockcupping mojo now. Gosh I hope he doesn't tell his wife, she already thinks I have cottonmouth.

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

I think I might change my nn..

[CelticPromise]

Hahahahahahaaaaa

Genius thread.

[CelticPromise]

Matilda are you sure you don't have to see them again? I imagine a crowd of keen repeat cuppees surrounding you on your regular commute. Empty seats down the rest of the train

[BollockCupper]

Does twirl and waves fingers of ball cupping hand

[QueenFaeriecakes]

Laughing out loud at this thread, DS just called me a weirdo

[topbannana]

Hahaha, very funny :o
I almost did the same to a very tall young lad at work last night. I felt a whisp of trousers material and snatched my hand back sharpish (unlike matilda arf arf!)
To add to this when the matter came up in conversation later he confessed to not even noticing
A personal low point in my life when my attempted groping of young men is not even noticed

[mymatemax]

omg, did it spring to attention?

[PostBellumBugsy]

Shudders at mymatemax's question - but probably not as much as NPMBITC!!!!!