don't laugh - embarrasing question

[bluehorizons]

i had thrush a couple of days ago but it got really bad on a sunday when the chemists were closed. my friend told me to put some natural yoghurt down there because of the live bacteria but i didn't have any natural yoghurts but i did have some blue cheese i thought the bacteria would be the same and do the same thing. so i heated the cheese up a bit and spread it downthere. i have been doing this for a few days now but now my bits have turned a funny blue colour and the smell is awful. what should i do?

This has to be a wind-up surely?

stop doing it?

pmsl!

Wash it all off NOW.

I don't think the bacteria for blue cheese is the same.

Treat your thrush in a conventional way (the fungus is probably thriving, what with being added to like that),

and if it hasn't cleared up by Thurs morning see your doctor.

YUK

Try dairylea you won't have to melt it and it is less pongy.

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start a thread called smelly ladygarden?

Bluehorizons more like cheesyhorizons. Why didn't you go to a chemist on monday

i did say not to laugh. it is embarrasing because i dont know what to say to the doctor. it is horrid down there when i go to the toilet for a wee i have to spray air freshener because it smells of gone off cheese and my bits are actually blue. i have stopped using it but i was using it for a few days morning and night. i havent told anyone else this. would dairylea be a good idea then?

oh no!!

if there's any in your pouch of douglas get thee to a&e now!

dont be embarrassed, they've seen it all and at least it isn't up your anus.

have a bath now

diarylea !!!!

good heavens no!
you need a good wash and some canasten!
sit in a bath with a few drops of tea tree oil in it (not soap) and get some canasten from the chemist of the dr.

Have a long soke in the bath, with bi carb, may take a few days, then get the proper medication, blue cheese is obviously not working.

Would dairylea be any good ? Trip trap

btw, are you any relation to 'comewhatmay'?

pouch of douglas!!!!!!!!!!!....

i have a date tonight and i don't know what to do, what if he wants to you know what?

FGS cancel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't go anywhere near Doritos.

twinsetandpearls suggested dairylea i thought she was serious.