Who are your top 3 MPs for a Portillo moment.

[Violetparis]

Inspired by another thread, which 3 MPs would you love to see having a Portillo moment ?

Mine are:

Caroline Nokes
Jacob Rees Mogg
Jonathan Gullis

Liz Truss
Jacob Rees Mogg
Christopher Chope (not sure if he is standing again)

Weird way to get your kicks.

It was Michael Gove - so disappointed about yesterday's announcement.
Can't keep up with who's standing but Priti Patel & Suella Braverman must be high up the list. Andrea Jenkyns?
Can Sunak lose Richmond?

Robert Jenrick, Minister for State Sponsored Cruelty to Children.
JRM
Suella Braverman

Mogg
Braverman
Jenkyns

All are despicable and immoral.

Not really. After Liz Trussterfuck wrecked the economy, schadenfreude became the only fun we could afford.

You do you.

Mogg,
Braverman
Patel for me, with maybe Gullis as an ‘honourable’ runner up. 😉

Mogg
Braverman
Lee Anderson

Rees-Mogg
Rees-Mogg
Rees-Mogg

Esther McVey. My MP - the latest in a line of awful Tories in a hopefully previously strong Conservative seat.

I can’t choose three. Can I have a dozen, please?

Only three…come on, I have a long list.

Tee hee, what’s more I am sitting outside your house right now using your Wi-Fi. Might help myself to a few of your chrysanthemum. Carry on seething.

😂

I think that poster is playing goady-fuckers. Schadenfreude is a beautiful feeling when you’ve been as fucked over as the British population has by the most incompetent and venal government we’ve EVER had.

Most of the bookies faves have already jumped ship though.

I would love to see Lloyd Russell Moyle lose his seat after his rampant shouty misogyny and sharing a platform with “Sarah Jane” Baker, a testicle eating murderer who openly promotes violence against women.

sadly he probably won’t lose his seat

There are too many to limit it to three. I honestly can’t wait and I will be staying up all night to watch everything. I have champagne waiting in the fridge already.
This is going to be my most anticipated viewing since the final series of Line of Duty!

I literally came here to say this! 😆

Reese Mogg
Truss (she has a huge majority so who knows)
Braverman

So many of them standing down though I am wondering how they are going to find replacements for all of them in time for the Election.

Can I add Miriam Cates to the long list please?

Truss
Rees-Mogg
Steve Baker

👍🤣

Some good choices I hadn't thought of and do appreciate three is a very low threshold 😀. I am so looking forward to this election !

Jonny Mercer
Rees-Mogg
Braverman