I know I PROMISED not to do it again after what happened last time. But the timings right and I won't be stopped.

[HoneyDragon]

Breaking News

I have MNHQ surrounded. They were too busy to notice me. I have chained up all the exits and cut off the gin supply.

The surrounding area consists of land mines that spray sparkly shit and baby dust.

I have 10,000 tickers and if I meet resistance I will use them.

THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

I am now the Mumsnet OverLordette.

You don't have to salute or 'owt. But you do have too accept me as your leader.

Join me.

Ho the bloody hell do we get in you twit!

How much cake is on offer?

Well if you're offering ...

But this is flouncers corner.

Is it like a version of suicide by cop. Are you trying to flounce by making Justine kill you?

can I say that I am actually in awe right now of you!!

Can I be your bitch second in command? I can be in charge of the stationery cupboard

I live a 5 minute busride from MNHQ

I could go have a look round the back

Pag

It's strategic. Last time Rowan infiltrated my secret base and ratted out my whereabouts. They took out an ENTIRE topic to bring me down and fucked up everyone's TIO in the process.

They can get rid of the only exit in the whole of Mumsnet. They'd be breaching 'elf and safety.

Sorted.

I have Belgian chocolate seashells as well..... Just sayin...

Can I come, Honey? I'll bring the spaniel and the puppy and many, many gravy bones.

Any one aiding MNHQs escape from the towers will get a face full of

It'sbeensixminutessixsecondssinceisaidbubsandinicornshun

I can stand at the entrance, knitting needles and scissors at the ready, but only if I can have a long straw to the wine cellar please, pretty please :) :) :)

Have you got enough balls to keep the bastard spaniel functional?

Ok. I'll come.

What are we doing?

Well how much of a fool do I look HD, I thought you were INSIDE having taken over

BELGIAN CHOCOLATE SEASHELLS - doesn't this buy the stationery cupboard, it's where the gin and biscuits are hidden

hic

I have more balls than a lift full of MNers

General, eh? I will need minions....

Seeing as its almost Halloween, can I be a witch ( have broomstick, can ride)

Can then make up a magic potion to be invisible and spy

Snakey gets to be general she has hellhounds

I have Staffies, although they would just lick anybody to death, ummm maybe not then

You're a wily one and no mistake, they'll never see through your rouse!

(I don't think I know how to spell rouse. Roose. Ruse. Ruze.)

Do I have to wear a tin foil hat or summat?

I have a spaniel as well

I also have access to a jack Russell, 2 shitzu's, a collie, 3 westies and a fluffy rat of some description.