I know I PROMISED not to do it again after what happened last time. But the timings right and I won't be stopped.

[HoneyDragon]

Breaking News

I have MNHQ surrounded. They were too busy to notice me. I have chained up all the exits and cut off the gin supply.

The surrounding area consists of land mines that spray sparkly shit and baby dust.

I have 10,000 tickers and if I meet resistance I will use them.

THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

I am now the Mumsnet OverLordette.

You don't have to salute or 'owt. But you do have too accept me as your leader.

Join me.

Hell no, last time I tried to show compromise they got tech on me. They're wily.

I didn't break Mnet. Tech did.

My sartorial work is done here. I'll retire to the Ops Room with a large single malt and watch on monitors. Try not to stain the silk. Red wine and Baileys are buggers to get out.

True. They can't survive without gin though so I guess we just wait them out....

Although invading would be more fun.

I'm thinking the Lycra may be a bit unforgiving after the gin and goodies. I'll just stick to wafting around in the original ensemble.

If this means not sitting on a tiny bicycle seat until I actually want to chop off my own bottom, then so be it.

Dh has just checked in to see what I'm up to and if I'll tweet our Gecko, Colin. I've told him I'm too busy organising a hostile take over.

Danielle?

DanielleMcSpanielle?

No.

Can I be on the medical team? I have plasters & a biro to draw smiley faces on them. I will be needing decontamination showers available incase anyone gets glittered accidentally. We'd also benefit from a psychiatrist on team for anyone having nightmares about the fluffy stuff we're unleashing... Any takers?

Yep, honeycomb baileys. It's real and it's here.

Hey, it threw me too Daniel.

Can geckos tweet?

Hang on a cotton pickin minute.

You say you have all the exits sealed off.

No. That's why I need to tweet Colin.... Duh.

Colin is our company logo. How the fuck our designer managed to come up with a gecko that looks like a raging pervert I do not know. But we're fond of him now.

Exits yes. Stage directions no. Your still ok Exit, my lovely

Relief.

I've heard a rumour that there is a secret exit in the World Cup topic.

MNHQ are organising a gin-in and have gaffa tape and have stolen your lederhosen, they plan to tape you into them, cover you in glittery shit and throw you to the Huns.

I'm outing myself as a double agent, run Honey, run like the wind and hide in SP's Cliff pic filing cabinet don't look back.

Outdoorsy shots once hung out in the World Cup topic.

Shots? Shite.

World Cup was infiltrated by myself honks ago.

Justine's attention is being kept in site stuff.

This place is MINE

Viva la revolution

*yonks

Damn they double double agented me.

Bastards.

You can't trust HQ. Devious they are, devious.

Ooh, can I join? I can be your minion

Don't do it HoneyDragon
Some people never learn. Although the game of hide and seek where everyone claimed their own topics was fun.

I can't remember what your topic was?

Anyway, I'm in.

What do I need to do?