I know I PROMISED not to do it again after what happened last time. But the timings right and I won't be stopped.

[HoneyDragon]

Breaking News

I have MNHQ surrounded. They were too busy to notice me. I have chained up all the exits and cut off the gin supply.

The surrounding area consists of land mines that spray sparkly shit and baby dust.

I have 10,000 tickers and if I meet resistance I will use them.

THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

I am now the Mumsnet OverLordette.

You don't have to salute or 'owt. But you do have too accept me as your leader.

Join me.

I-am-not-a-regular-poster-but-I-want-in-as-invest-great-deal-of-time-lurking.
I-have-the-following
watermelon-sours,aero-biscuits,andrews-liver-salts,£30-marks-and-spencer-voucher-and-my-DSD's-farts-smell-of-shitty-biscuits(she-is-now-16-and-would-be-easily-tempted-to-join-us-if-we-all-agree-to-making-it-a-late-start-and-some-shoe-shopping-thrown-in)
My-only-concern-is-if-it-to-be-a-long-drawn-out-seige-as-I-have-a-night-out-in-Glasgow-the-weekend-after-next.
We-own-a-newsagent/off-license-so-if-we-go-about-it-the-right-way-DH-could-do-air-drop-of-supplies.ALso-my-mum-is-usually-up-for-this-kind-of-thing-and-is-good-for-catering-to-large-numbers-if-all-are-happy-with-a-roast-and-vegetarian-option
Apologies-for-dashes-as-my-space-bar-is-stuck-due-to-me-pouring-glass-of-red-cola-over-it.

Have I missed The Revolution?
Have we won?
Are there wounded??

LJ, are you typing in code??

I am able to offer a very vicious teething toddler, loves biting and leaving bruises. He is also very quick so can make MNHQ giddy while takeover commences. Also does a good line in snarling.

I also have whisky, gin and various ales along with a huge chocolate fudge cake.

LJ

I'm sorry, I can't read your post from laughing so much!
it looks as if you were a robot!

please keep posting, anything will do!
I think I love you!

I am on half term.

At least, the kids are. I'm going to have to clean the fucking house.

So I might be here quite a bit next week hiding from them

Oh dear.

I presume LJ's space bar doesn't work

Seeing that she said as much, I think you might be right, MaryZombie

Did you star in World War Z? I am currently hiding behind MN in order not to have to watch it .

And Up The Revolution of course

LJL that as like reading a telegram
Wholly appropriate for a coup in all fairness!

Oops. I only got half way down her post. I can't read code.

dh is watching some sort of Die Hard thing, I think. At least it's Bruce Willis in a sweaty wifebeater.

Better than masses of hungry zombies IMO - no offence, Mary

LJL. Please post lots

I'm still trogging through Game of Thrones on the televisual box.

I have endured the Hell that is pre schoolers Halloween disco whilst dh ponces about Olympia talking about Yoga. It's a close deal who's got the worst deal

I think this is my most successful coup to date, in overthrowing HQ

I-have-to-try-and-post-like-this -you-know-how-imitation-is-the-sincerest-form-of-flattery!

Ah, here is our Glorious Leader

If I may so bold as to enquire, HoneyDragon, why did you start The Coup in Flouncer's Corner? To attract all the discontents?

You should read GoT - amazing. TV show - meh.

I've read GOT.

I wanted to see what all the fuss about the series was. I think it must be all the nipples.

The only character I took to in the TV series is Tyrion - he is epic
Not sure about his nipples....

I read the first few GoTs. And then they killed all the characters. It was like one of ds's primary school essays - run out of story = kill someone. Preferably gorily.

I gave up.

I read them all and only then realised that the frigging tale was not finished . Next instalment 2015. Maybe.
There's many hours of my life I'll never get back. 'Twas entertaining though at the time.

That's the problem. I think I got to 4 and then ran out of money and the will to live

Is this going to be the zombie ship again? in that case this time I get Chris Hemsworth

sorry jumped in. got is brill. Not high lit but fun. in that case I'll have jon snow

Pacific, assuming the author doesn't demise that is.

I have just squashed an unexpected 3 year old. I suspect I am feeling less guilty about this than I should do.

3 year old peach? Not to worry.
3 year old child? They unquish again IME, v mouldable.

If he dies before he's finished, I will kill him. Slowly.

Would you feel more bad is you'd've squished or squashed an escpected 3 year old??

Is Jon Snow still alive?

I stopped reading because I expected him to be the next to cop it.

He will die before he finishes. It's like Lost. It started well, but the author doesn't know where he is going any more.

Yes If I expected a 3yo child and squashed it I would feel worse. Pre meditated squishing is not on.