I know I PROMISED not to do it again after what happened last time. But the timings right and I won't be stopped.

[HoneyDragon]

Breaking News

I have MNHQ surrounded. They were too busy to notice me. I have chained up all the exits and cut off the gin supply.

The surrounding area consists of land mines that spray sparkly shit and baby dust.

I have 10,000 tickers and if I meet resistance I will use them.

THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

I am now the Mumsnet OverLordette.

You don't have to salute or 'owt. But you do have too accept me as your leader.

Join me.

You can if you want Usual

We'll take Staffies, they'll keep the Daily Mail away, that lot are terrified of them.

I'm in.

I don't have much by way of booze to bring to the camp (am upduffed) but I do have:

Fresh Orange Juice
Strawberry Bon bons
Pickled Onions
A half-eaten pick 'n' mix.

Who do I have to see about getting one of them there tinfoil hats?

It's ruse Randell

Now. What are our demands?

I have a staffie! He is a terrifying, ferocious beast; who is currently snuggled into my bump with his favourite blankie.

Tinfoil hats are with Usual. Shes master at Arms.

Hot cross you can be quarter master

Shosa, you can be a private and work your way up on count you nearly got tickered.

Ok have Little Dog at the ready, and Big dog on patrol, ( well will when I can tip them off my lap)

I also have a make your on wine kit on the go, either we can drink it or if it turns out yuk, we can use it as ammo

I googled my job title and I am up for the challenge.

Awww Cant I be at least a Sgt ( can out rank DH then )

You can have my dogs as well.

I don't know what use they are, seeing as they are cowering under the table, scared of fireworks.

You'd be better off with the cat tbh. She rules the animals in my house.

What are our demands then?

I have 12 bottles of prossecco, I probably spelt that wrong but ill bring them anyway

I have a black cat who looks a bit daft vicious.

He can stalk the entrance if you sprinkle cat nip around.

You've been planning this ALL DAY, haven't you???

I'M IN.

I'll do anything, you know me.

We shall use a red pen. That will show them we mean business.

We seem to have a lot of animals. Can somebody be given the job of zoo keeper?

Ummmm, strawberry bonbons.....

Count me in! ( yes I am that easy)

I have some peach snchapps and some Apple Bitter, shall I make a punch with Hotcross's Orange juice and pickled onions????

Don't use the green pen, you don't want them to think we are unhinged.

Well I've fulfilled my demands. I'm in charge again, in my rightful role as supreme ruler of all of mnetland

Ok, it's all good then.

Shall we have a little drink then?

I'll just have an Orange juice Shosha

I think we should demand things. I'm big into demanding things. Things.

Balls. I'm not the brightest.

As for demands, what about replacing the picture of that pregnant bird with one of that Gaeol Whatsiname you all introduced me to the other week?

If any remember who he is or what he does but he was awfully pretty to look at.

Before I commit, how did it end last time?

I don't think his name actually was Gaeol now I think about it. It was something that was spelt funny though.
Did I mention I'm not very bright.

I'm here - no use but i'm here. I have a mouthful of dentistry and up to high doe on pain relief but i'll snore loudly

Last time?

Well I'm still here although had to disguise myself as a weasel for while and so is everyone else. We reached a mutual understanding they deleted an entire topic with everyone still in it and erm, now it's round II.