I know I PROMISED not to do it again after what happened last time. But the timings right and I won't be stopped.

[HoneyDragon]

Breaking News

I have MNHQ surrounded. They were too busy to notice me. I have chained up all the exits and cut off the gin supply.

The surrounding area consists of land mines that spray sparkly shit and baby dust.

I have 10,000 tickers and if I meet resistance I will use them.

THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

I am now the Mumsnet OverLordette.

You don't have to salute or 'owt. But you do have too accept me as your leader.

Join me.

Randell, but you are very tall and pretty

Well that's true, I can't lie.

Why do I want to call him Geronimo. That's not a name is it?

God I'm waffling today, it's like my inner monologue won't stay inner.

Do I get to wear a combat outfit including one of those FBI type baseball hats? If so , I'm in.

I've got loads of sloe gin

Plus a springer spaniel who bounces

And a cat that sneezes greenies on you [boak]

I like a bit of stream of conscienceness.

Shall we have another drink while we consider our demands?

Ok, I am now intrigued into joining you even though I have no clue what we are doing other than bringing a menagerie, knitting needles and a tinfoil hat to MNHQ, plus some tickers.

I won't believe the takeover has worked until you are posting in blue!

Unless you are posting in blue and you have the colour highlight 've selected for the OP and it's taken priority.

And gin. You just mentioned sloe gin. Now I am here to stay.

Mrs Bungle you dont want a combat outfit, they always smell, even after i have washed them three time!

Well I've ALREADY done the hard but for everyone, missorinoco, now we just need to keep them there

Actually, having observe red your name I have a question I've always wanted to ask.

Do you ever forget you're a Womble?

a demand is that Headless gets full access to the stationery cupboard and tech

I am working on the design and fabrics for a fetching uniform. EVERY armed revolutionary take over requires a fetching uniform.

Like this?

Hmm, such a militant attitude against a rather ineffectual government sounds a bit like the last days of the Weimar Republic, or the overthrow of the Russian Provisional government in 1914....

There are better ways to change ineffectusl regimes you don't like, and in the private sector it's even easier: start a competitor...

Nothing that chafes please Pan. And if there's to be lots of gin and bonbons preferably something easily washable. lightweight

Pan have you just been kicked off Strictly?

shosha I do!! < stamps feet>

Can I just have the cap then?

Niiiiice, Supreme OverLord

Oh! I think we should demand a webchat with Matthew Wright. I'm hungry

Its in purple, white and green and will be heavily accessorised, soft cottons and silks with pockets amply enough for bottles and flask.... I've recruited TiggyD as seamstress.

Oh you is sooo gettin' into trouble.

MrsB - there will be berets, to be worn at jaunty angles only.

Lookin' good Pan. Can you get Tiggy to whip up a SWAT outfit for MrsB?

Can we have soda siphons as well ?

Ah, sounds very suffragette-chic. If we all have to handcuff ourselves to mn towers railings it will be very appropriate .

...except for MrsB, who can have a cap so long as she DOESN'T wear it back to front.