I know I PROMISED not to do it again after what happened last time. But the timings right and I won't be stopped.

[HoneyDragon]

Breaking News

I have MNHQ surrounded. They were too busy to notice me. I have chained up all the exits and cut off the gin supply.

The surrounding area consists of land mines that spray sparkly shit and baby dust.

I have 10,000 tickers and if I meet resistance I will use them.

THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

I am now the Mumsnet OverLordette.

You don't have to salute or 'owt. But you do have too accept me as your leader.

Join me.

Oh I cut and coloured my hair today Pacific. I have a straight fringe again.

Do you need the real, original Zombie?

I always need my Zombie

I can contribute a robot sweeper that gets struck on furniture and has about a 40 minute battery life, two bottles of prosecco, a bottle of liquor and a pinball machine. They will be quaking in their boots I tell you, QUAKING!!

Pin ball machine? Cool.Your in.