I know I PROMISED not to do it again after what happened last time. But the timings right and I won't be stopped.

[HoneyDragon]

Breaking News

I have MNHQ surrounded. They were too busy to notice me. I have chained up all the exits and cut off the gin supply.

The surrounding area consists of land mines that spray sparkly shit and baby dust.

I have 10,000 tickers and if I meet resistance I will use them.

THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

I am now the Mumsnet OverLordette.

You don't have to salute or 'owt. But you do have too accept me as your leader.

Join me.

i have some sort of salted caramel shortbread thing covered in gold, reduced to 60p from £2.50 in tesco. And a whole bottle of german wine that i am gong to guzzle all to myself. then i will vomit on the exit, they wont want to cross that? Is that right?

pan - please don't forget about those of us who are bigger in the arse boobs, when designing uniform,

Sybil - the vision exactly.

Please can I not have a hat?

Hats do not suit me, I don't have a hat face.

I've always wanted to wear hats but I look bizarre whenever I try. It's quite sad really.

I want a hat, I love hats, Trilby styleee ?

I don't know what is happening but I want in.

Is there a uniform or initiation?

headless - I've allowed for inner-sewn elasticated strips to move with the torso and limbs. I've thought of everything. Possibly over-thunking it. I've missed my true calling.

I want a tinfoil hat and a beret.

I bring half a black lab, a child with a snotty nose and a Police Interceptor boxset to the party.

Can I have a cap?

I bloody love a good hat.
I'll wear yours for you TaB.

I'll have some of that caramel business Lem, purely so you don't get I'll obvs. I just bought a bottle of honeycomb Baileys from M&S. It's all I can do not to mainline it.

honeycomb baileys??

That sounds lovely. I may buy some tomorrow, pretend it is for Christmas and drink it all in one go.

*she is a full dog who is half lab.

I wasn't just turning up with a cutted up dog.

Reporting for duty. I have 6 bottles of wine (25% off at Morrisons ) and a big stick which I WILL use if provoked.

I'll wear a hat as long as it matches my pyjama bottoms.

too I did wonder why you had half a dog.

I didn't like to ask, in case it was a sensitive subject

Ooh ooh can I be chief negotiator? I'd love that. And I am pretty brilliant at it :)
But obviously we aren't at a negotiating sort of stage so perhaps I could just sit quietly in the corner smoking fags and cheering you on until it's time for me shine?

Honeycomb Baileys?

Wow.

Shall I bring my dachshund? (I was going to come along earlier but got diverted by some youtubes of dachshunds bossing a lion around)

IamChristmas I have seen Hostage so I am nearly certified in hostage negotiation. I can I be your right hand woman?

It's fricking amazing. I discovered it yesterday.
It could be the undoing of me.

(I didn't like to ask about the half a dog)

I need an elasticated waist.

Right. TaB - hats are required for front line combat - you will be in the Logistics Room, pushing small figurines around a large map of HQ Towers with large croupier rods, wearing a headset and microphone.

Do we need a band?? I can play triangle

But. But. What if actually did want to flounce? You wouldn't stand in my way would you?

I've got gingerbread, two Yorkipoos who can lick people to death, and I can bring back the zombie army Sephrenia and I invaded HQ with in search of Chaos's toasternapper.
And, and, and, a 13 year old with PMT.

13 year old with PMT

That's it, victory is ours!