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30s TTC: The BESH Palace - where the bar never closes, booze is free, the humour is black and babydust is strictly for snorting through a rolled up 20.

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PollyPoo · 30/03/2010 14:00

Welcome BESHies to the new palais. Plz to come fill it up plz.

For your delight and delectation I have dragged across the bar and the pit. Along with Mitchell (of course) to grant your every wish (but you will probably have to fight Scorps for him first... good luck with that).

I have even brought the Kylie infused absinthe. Now, who will join me in a Blackhole?

OP posts:
Headbanger · 17/04/2010 13:19

Oh god this is unbearable. . . I've been trying all day to post using my phone and it won't work. polly dear, i'm so glad i was all choked up when i read. You're such a lovely BESH and i so wanted you to win. Well all of us obviously but. . . You know. BIG SQUEEZE old thing. medicinal bums to the neg but still hope surely, going by charts? Meanwhile i've got every single pmt symptom going so, meh. Let's hope the diffedness is catching for us all next cycle!

Headbanger · 17/04/2010 13:20

Oh god this is unbearable. . . I've been trying all day to post using my phone and it won't work. polly dear, i'm so glad i was all choked up when i read. You're such a lovely BESH and i so wanted you to win. Well all of us obviously but. . . You know. BIG SQUEEZE old thing. medicinal bums to the neg but still hope surely, going by charts? Meanwhile i've got every single pmt symptom going so, meh. Let's hope the diffedness is catching for us all next cycle!

Headbanger · 17/04/2010 13:20

Oh god this is unbearable. . . I've been trying all day to post using my phone and it won't work. polly dear, i'm so glad i was all choked up when i read. You're such a lovely BESH and i so wanted you to win. Well all of us obviously but. . . You know. BIG SQUEEZE old thing. medicinal bums to the neg but still hope surely, going by charts? Meanwhile i've got every single pmt symptom going so, meh. Let's hope the diffedness is catching for us all next cycle!

Headbanger · 17/04/2010 13:20

Oh god this is unbearable. . . I've been trying all day to post using my phone and it won't work. polly dear, i'm so glad i was all choked up when i read. You're such a lovely BESH and i so wanted you to win. Well all of us obviously but. . . You know. BIG SQUEEZE old thing. medicinal bums to the neg but still hope surely, going by charts? Meanwhile i've got every single pmt symptom going so, meh. Let's hope the diffedness is catching for us all next cycle!

Headbanger · 17/04/2010 13:23

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!

CUNextTuesday · 17/04/2010 13:33

at total posting incompetence

Headbanger · 17/04/2010 13:58

I'm back online now, thanks to a perfectly charming BT engineer with strong forearms.

FOUR TIMES?!?!?! I don't even know how that happened. Bloody Nokia! I wouldn't mind so much had the post been filled of my customary coruscating wit and snappy bon mots

Right. I'm in me knickers. Who's for a spot of nekkid dancing?

Thank God for your knicker-thread Aries. For once I'm not the lamest person in the room

Headbanger · 17/04/2010 13:59

filled of with.

I think we're all agreed I'd've been better off staying abed today. AND my hairdresser translated my request for a trimmed fringe as 'kindly prepare me for cranial surgery'

MountTheFairy · 17/04/2010 14:02

Ead I need some nekkid dancing, and could someone please grope me, bash me, snog me, bang me, whatever it takes... I think I am having ANOTHER anovulatory cycle (had one month before last). Surely something is wrong with me. It's depressing. Really.

Headbanger · 17/04/2010 14:13

Gah, Mountie. You want a snuggle for that one, sausage. Come here, I've been toasting myself on the balcony; my buzzwams should be good and warm.

But what makes you think this is anovulatory? OPKs not showing the right business?? Don't go into the pit yet awhile...

Muser · 17/04/2010 14:14
laurielou · 17/04/2010 14:23

POOOOOOOOOOOOO CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Am so chuffed for you.

med fucksticks. Sorry about the neg.

head such a good post you had to say it 4 times.

gin I'm going to huff & I'll puff until that fucking cloud goes. You HAVE to get to Barcelona.

Right ladies, answers on a post card if you pliz. I had dildocam earlier this month to check after 1st dose of Clomid. There were 2 decent sized follicles ready to be egged. So.....I'm now on CD 19 & my OPK still have not shown a surge. WTF? Think I usually ov round about day 17. Am I just having a stupid long month? Have my follicles spontaneoulsy combusted? Have aches in the ole wombley areas. What is going on?

Am continuing to SWI, just in case you understand

MountTheFairy · 17/04/2010 14:34

Thanks for that Ead, very relaxing. Shame you had to wake me up with your sensible questions! Yes, well CD 20, no right business on the OPK's and absolutely no EWCM which is usually very obvious and on time for me. So I don't see how I can escape the pit.

Muse, I had a headache from ONE glass of wine the other day . Try coke and dry bread, always helps me!

LorryDriver, well I have no idea about clomid, but am in exactly the same situation: usually ovulate around day 17, and am on day 20. WTF?? Without clomid and observed follicls though, so you win on the really should be ovulating front. AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH .

I am very glad we've had some good news around 'ere though.

MountTheFairy · 17/04/2010 14:35

follicls follicles

Ariesgirl · 17/04/2010 15:20

And in case you're wondering (I know you all are) the general consensus on keeping white knickers white is using net curtain whitener I didn't know one could purchase such a substance.

There. I knew you'd be pleased.

Four times, eh Headcase? Did make me chuckle.

How long has your cycle been thus far Mountie?

Decaff · 17/04/2010 15:34

Goodness me! I go away for three weeks or so - been hovering though - and check out all the akshun! You laydees can talk!

Disclaimer: I am using iPhone thing (not mine) so this could be a particularly full of mistooks and shite post.

GoodGollyMissPolly (Like it?! Like it?!) that tis berluddy marvellous news! Mucho congratulations!! Made me crack a full blown cheesy smile that did and I am being a miserable coo today.

mount I think I had an ano-wotsit last month even though I had positive OPKs. Clearly I totally convinced myself of updiffdness anyway even though all the 'symptoms' were noted on the back of my antibiotics as side effects. Truly farking mekul I am.

Head I am having weirdy spotting too - at different time from you though - so went to Doc and they have referred me cos also getting pain after SWI. Not during it which she was confused about but after couple hours or next day I get really pressured sorta feeling in lower tummy. Smears are all clear so being referred.
Hmmm...can't work out how to look back at other posts to comment on goings on so apogilees for all the noteworthy stuff going on that I am not mentioning.

Hello to the newbies - I am also a newbie albeit a little less shiny and new (and as good at being a regular contributer) as you guys.

Decaff · 17/04/2010 15:39

Is it this iPhone? I don't think I sounded like myself in that last post?! A younger chavvier version?

Ariesgirl · 17/04/2010 16:20

I read that as you'd been hoovering for three weeks. That startled me I must say.

MountTheFairy · 17/04/2010 16:38

Arial, are you talking about the synthetic white bit which always goes gray or the cotton whites? Sorry, missed that good housekeeping post! Oh, and cycles normally 28 days, which is a bit short on the ole' luteal phase front anyway, and last month it was 26 days which gave me 9 days luteal phase . Was my mother right and I should have started this baybee quest 5 years ago? Am I being punished?

CafeOle welcome back!

MountTheFairy · 17/04/2010 16:41

PS. Best friend just had a baybee girl. Second kid. First reaction:"Oh my God, what have we just done?"

Scorpette · 17/04/2010 16:42

Hoovering! I knew there was something I needed to do I say 'I', but I mean TYF. I did some vague tidying up this week, so now remainder of housework is for him to do. I'm very much the 1960s husband in many ways Welcome back, Decaff! And Aries, I have to say I'd rather have slightly grubby white knickknacks than wash them with net curtain whitener - think of the chemical residue from it on your area!

I am an OCD Ecover-only-Hippy, what of it?

Well, I let TYF persuade me to have Teh Secs and I'm glad I did, because, as a prelude, he gave me possibly the best orgasm(s) of my life . TMI? Tough, it was the sort you have to boast about! Then, after expert lovings, we napped for 2 hours! Then we woke and made up puerile Dr Who songs for ages (that's how we roll, beyatches!) and I said, when we've got kids, we'll not be able to do this sort of thing. And he replied, nah, I have every confidence you'll be able to keep the kids quiet so they don't disturb me! The swine! Then things were marred by hearing the toddler upstairs running about and her Dad bellowing 'Do I look like I'm fucking laughing, you little bastard? Get! Here! NOW!' and then her wailing I nearly suffocated in my own judgypants as the 'somepeopledon'tdeservekids' area of my brain went into hyperdrive Don't think he hit her or owt, but it made us both v sad to think of kids having to grow up being treated like that.

Head, as a long-time fringe bearer I feel your pain. Years ago, I was having mine trimmed and the coiffeur sneezed and basically cut out the whole middle section. I then had to have it all cut to a length - or should I say, shortness - that made me look like I was playing an offensively-stereotyped Special Needs kid in a tasteless ITV drama from the 70s. It didn't help that I was going through a phase of dressing like a retro geek at the time, which just magnified the effect...

Ariesgirl · 17/04/2010 16:52

Well what a way to spend an afternoon Scropulicious. Your man sounds like a talented chap I must say. I too had good sex this morning

I will just buy some more white pants and give the greying ones to The Poor I think. Not that The Poor will want them. Anyone get the reference? Anyone?

laurielou · 17/04/2010 20:26

Sex? In the middle of the day?

MountTheFairy · 17/04/2010 20:38

I was going to say: outrageous! But then realised that is the only kind of sex that gets done in our household. Too tired in the evenings!

Scorp's sounds delicious tho'. Pray share the details. One the second thought, maybe not.

Ok, now I just want to ovulate or shed. Either please. Ludicrous.

laurielou · 17/04/2010 20:58

Jeez my nips are itchy. Is this normal? Also had an odd dream that I was having an affair with Micael Ball. I was looking at his flabby white body thinking that I shouldn't like him, but the sex was amazing.

Think I'm going to be sick..........

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