Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

Joining us for the ride...

@Juno231
@Franklydear
@Vil10
@notyetamumbuttrying
@lucyrp
@NestinginNL
@paintfairy
@pebbleinthesand
@AHobbyaweek
@Chlo2701
@InkyPaper
@Kirky658
@Clairey844
@Sausage1990
@Newbie0818
@MimiRa
@MimiRai
@Smushty14
@LauraT94
@NotMeekNotObedient
@Florence13
@Katao
@Goingforno2
@Missgoldilocks
@Joanna1009
@YakkityYakYakYak
@Lmac2018
@Mrsbear1122
@2020mission
@2alreadywantanother
@Amy00
@amy2503
@LaceyMermaid
@Hopeful110
@DJmum83
@Gem176
@dollybird89
@adogisforlife91
@MushroomQueen

And that pornstar renovation queen from across the pond
@skip1986

There's a few weirdos we can't seem to shake & we are jealous of (we love ya & your growing baby bumps)...
@Runnergirl1
@Cocoblue22
@KateColx
@SmileyT
@blodyn91
@Catherinettc
@Ltay2
@SarahTTC2020

Heyyy girls 🥰

Thanks for setting up the new thread @Minster2012!

@Minster2012 Yay. :waves:

Yay thanks for the new bus @Minster2012 🥳🥳🥳 I heard Holland & Barrett were open, so I'm getting my ass down there to spend a shit load of money on all of these B Vitamins!!🙈

Thanks for setting up the new bus @Minster2012. Love the title.

Brilliant tittle

Ello!

God these buses move quick don't they?!

Can I join please? Been planning to start TTC for months but me and DH are now set on starting to try next month 🎉 this looks a fun bus to be on!

@minster2012 thanks for inviting me back 😘 let the sex toy, embarrassing stories and 🍆🍆🍆 hopping commence once again for a new journey!

Well @Franklydear has started it already...love the tittle???

Can we have some funny memes on the other bus please....

@MayDay27 welcome! Course you can...if you fancy throwing a funny/embarrassing sex story our way we are all ears ...have a look at our other bus (22 cos I can't now link it whilst I'm writing this for some interesting throwing up stories & why @Vil10 holds the 👑)

Thought I may as well post this in the new thread rather than potentially getting missed in the old one haha!

Would appreciate some opinions on what the hell my body is doing 😂

So I thought I ovulated around CD17 this cycle, as I'd been doing LH tests for a while and that was my highest level (only 27% on Femometer though) and it then dropped off to 0% pretty much after that!

So I'm now CD35 and have been eagerly awaiting AF and a new cycle as we didn't DTD at all this cycle because we were waiting....

After a few days of EWCM and AF not appearing, I've done a LH test just now and it's showing peak! So maybe I'm only just ovulating at CD35?! Only been temping since CD17 or so this cycle, so there's not tonnes of info but would appreciate anyone's opinions on what's going on haha!

Can I join in? Had a MMC last month and went for natural management....which resulted in a miscarriage on my birthday. SO, hoping to approach our future TTC efforts with a bit of humour!

Have a few very embarrassing stories to share if I can get the nerve up to tell them

Heyyy girls!!

Thankyou @Minster2012 for the new bus, love the intro!!

So girls I need some ideas please for my friends babies 1st birthday, she's a girl, she said she needed a coat but I wanted to get her something more sentimental for her 1st birthday!!

Cheers for the new bus @Minster2012! Loving the intro too 👍🏾

Loving the bus title!!!
I can't believe we are up to 6 BFPs crazy times.

Suppose to be working but made myself and early lunch and starting at my to do list stressing out instead. Productive.

If we don’t have a post with dates, can we make a Monday tradition of the intended test for the week

Just quickly place marking, will catch up later!
@nestinginNL excited about your posssible second line 😁
@Juno231 are you late at this stage though? I still have a niggle in my hip area but more of a dull ache today.

@katao no I'm 12dpo so AF should show up any time from today to Wed I guess.

@Juno231 oh ok....hope she doesn't!!!
@Vil10 I'd get her the coat, but I have a heart of stone when it comes to sentimental stuff 😂

@Vil10 I have a little jacket from ds baby days, that my auntie got him, it it for sentimental reason, it’s so cute I couldn’t part with it

@Minster2012 excellent new bus 😁 that went fast!

@Katao I am trying so hard not to get excited 😅 it really was barely there (although I fished it out of the bin four times and it was still barely there) so I'm going to try and convince myself it was just an indent 😎 keep myself sane.

DH took one quick look at it and announced "no line!" So that's the only second opinion I've had 😂 and it's not there enough to take a picture.

Probably all in my head.

@LauraT94 that happens to me too ☺️ I get an LH rise, and some EWCM, then it goes away before it peaks and comes back a week later and peaks then. Annoying because it means a lot of unnecessary 🍆😂 just got to wait for the temp ride to confirm ovulation ☺️

@TTCAbroad SPILL SPILL SPILL!!! We love hearing disgusting embarrassing stories on this bus!

@Vil10 I'm not sure what you can get on the sentimental side for a 1 yr old, but I can think of other things.... they're just starting to normally walk at that age, so how about a Walker thing.... something that she can hold onto while walking & pushing it. Old school is one of those wooden ones with wooden bricks. I can't think what they're bloody called🤦‍♀️

Soooooo I've just been to Holland & Barrett & invested in all this🙉 desperation comes to mind🤣🤣🤣

Been posting memes on the other bus! Only 5 msgs needed now & its full💁‍♀️

@TTCAbroad welcome! And we've had a few MC & MMC here, myself included, I was going to put that in the title but then totally forgot 🤦🏼‍♀️it's been a great support here & sorry it came as a horrendous birthday present. Have a look back at our other bus for some stories of throwing up whilst giving blow jobs 🤣😂so we love a good share all here!

@NestinginNL nothing like a good bin fish for driving yourself mad 😂

@Chlo2701 is there anything left??!!! You will be verrrryyyy healthy if nothing else! Not desperation love, healthy. Keep saying it 😬😆

@Vil10 don't get her the coat, she'll grow out of it in a nano second 🤨. My go to store is babipur and getting wooden stuff if I'm not buying second hand. Good things for a one year old are things with wheels, building blocks (so they can knock them down) which last for ages. Grimms is the best. So if you want small then a grimms car

https://www.babipur.co.uk/grimms-single-coloured-cars.html

The wankel (yep) is an iconic stacker

https://www.babipur.co.uk/grimm-s-wankel-stacking-tower.html

And ppl love the rainbows (I've got X a second hand bigger one for Xmas)

https://www.babipur.co.uk/grimms-mini-rainbow-six.html

Or I would recommend a pull toy def

https://www.naturalbabyshower.co.uk/products/grimms-land-yacht?variant=31896065048654&currency=GBP&gclid=CjwKCAiA2O39BRBjEiwApB2IkkQ8OeFClFi4CFGvt2omE7PfHQBLQ-MTojr9EFpTDO2OsqMtmeORoCuiQQAvDD_BwE

I'll stop now 😂