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Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

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Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 10:22

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

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Clairey844 · 01/12/2020 09:00

@Smushty14 congratulations 🎉🎉

@Minster2012 the crumpet 😂😂😂😂😂 I totally feel your pain though

lucyrp · 01/12/2020 09:13

@Chlo2701 this is my rhr for today ☹️

Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
lucyrp · 01/12/2020 09:13

@Smushty14 congratulations! 🥳🥰

Vil10 · 01/12/2020 09:16

@Chlo2701 I'm sure a few women on here have said their rhr didn't change when they got their BFP!! So don't rely on that😂 you're not out until she arrives!!

@lucyrp don't worry yet! Just see what the next few days brings and keep bonking!

@LunaorJack95 congratulations!!

@Smushty14 ahhhh congratulations!! What a good start to the month❤️ any symptoms we need to look out for? What did you do differently this month??

LauraT94 · 01/12/2020 09:19

@Smushty14 ahhhh congratulations!!

@LunaorJack95 congratulations to you too :)

I'm feeling quite crampy this morning and wondering if I'm just going to have a really short LP (8dpo today) 🤷🏼‍♀️ IC was stark white this morning, but that wouldn't be surprising at 8dpo anyway! Will try and wait to test again on Friday now and hope AF stays away in the meantime 🤞🏻

Smushty14 · 01/12/2020 09:38

@LB20xx @Clairey844 @LauraT94 thank you ladies!!

@kalidasa I can't believe how strong it is! I know it's a FRER but still! So tempted to buy a digital!!

@Minster2012 exactly! Now to find something that tastes like Asti but is non alcoholic!

@lucyrp thanks Hun! I've attached my RHR, it hasn't done what I expected it to so you never know!

@Vil10 I noticed on CD14 I had EW Cm and it had a dot of red blood in it so I assumed that was ovulation along with the cramping on my right hand side.

We dtd on CD11, 13, 15 and 18.

By CD20 I was feeling bloated, then CD21 I was tired, bloated and nipples were sore and that has continued ever since.

Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
Florence13 · 01/12/2020 09:43

@LunaorJack95 congratulations.

@Smushty14 congratulations how exciting!

Well I had a positive but have started bleeding today at 4+5 so think that’s me firmly back in the TTC zone. Sorry just feeling a bit down about it all.

paintfairy · 01/12/2020 09:45

@Smushty14 congratulations! Excellent news.

lucyrp · 01/12/2020 09:47

@Smushty14 what dpo are you now ??🥰

LunaorJack95 · 01/12/2020 09:48

@Vil10 @LauraT94 @Florence13 thank you ladies.. feeling quite disheartened after reading these reviews about the Sainsbury's brand test.. 😞

Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
LunaorJack95 · 01/12/2020 09:49

@Florence13 so sorry to hear.. x

Vil10 · 01/12/2020 10:06

@Smushty14 just shows that you don't have to DTD everyday multiple times to fall pregnant!! Your rhr chart gives me hope too if mine ever dips😂 what cycle is this for you?

@Florence13 ohh I'm so sorry!!x

@LunaorJack95 yours looks very positive though, maybe get another brand, frer?x

Minster2012 · 01/12/2020 10:08

@Smushty14 I know of a couple of nice non alcoholic sparkling drinks but the names totally escape me now. 😂😂

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Minster2012 · 01/12/2020 10:20

Bus🚌24 Dec TTC Itchy nips poking thru homemade wreaths, Peeing on 🎄crafting sticks, baby pussies ... www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/4094851-bus-24-dec-ttc-itchy-nips-poking-thru-homemade-wreaths-peeing-on-crafting-sticks-baby-pussies-roasting-on-an-open-touch-me-up-baby-with-your-festive-cos-all-we-want-for-is-a-bfp

BEEP BEEP heading out to collect bits for my wreath so gotta put this here ladies

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Minster2012 · 01/12/2020 10:20

Maybe the totals was too long!

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Minster2012 · 01/12/2020 10:20

Title. FML can't type

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Juno231 · 01/12/2020 10:30

@Smushty14 @LunaorJack95 congratulations!! What a start to December!!

Thanks for the new bus @Minster2012 ! I'm a bit quiet on here as the titles are NSFW 😅

LauraT94 · 01/12/2020 10:50

@Juno231 I could be wrong but if you turn this setting off it might not come up with the title when the notification pings up?

@Minster2012 thank you for setting up the new bus!

Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
notyetamumbuttrying · 01/12/2020 11:06

Congrats on the bfp's!! 🥳

So sorry @Florence13! It's understandable you're down about it so no apologies needed 🫂

notyetamumbuttrying · 01/12/2020 11:09

Time for some memes to fill up the bus I hear you cry!

Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
notyetamumbuttrying · 01/12/2020 11:11

You need to click in pics to see the full glory of them 🤪

Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
Juno231 · 01/12/2020 11:16

@LauraT94 ah yes but I mostly use the desktop 😅

paintfairy · 01/12/2020 11:16

@Florence13 sorry to hear that. 😔

@LunaorJack95 get a different brand definitely.

paintfairy · 01/12/2020 11:17

@Juno231 I use the web version on my phone even. I could never fathom the app! Although it makes the tagging hard.

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