Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

@paintfairy me too! I can't remember the last time I wore jeans let alone a dress!
Since lockdown 1.0 I am the proud owner of 5 pairs of joggers 😂 and now go out in greasy hair, joggers and hoody which I never would have done before 🤦🏼‍♀️

@2alreadywantanother in case you missed it in the last bus, I got my bfp on Saturday, I called my friend and the doctors today so I had to say it out loud

Ah @dipsy77 I remember u hun. We got our bfp around the same time I think. I was on the july bus. Back on it unfortunately but sure what can you do. Delighted you popped in. And congrats, twins 🥰 wow. Wishing you all the best huni x

@franklydear omg I'm so happy for you. Positive news for us older mums ttc. Shout it from the roof tops huni. That really is fantastic. Wishing you all the luck in the world xx

@Catherinettc Any hole is a goal made me laugh!

@Minster2012 I always get told steak means BJ. Wishful thinking but I usually do end up obliging. @Kirky658 steak and BJ day is 14th March.

@Chlo2701 those vit b ones will likely turn your wee yellow don't worry. If you are worried though it should say or the label.

I am intrigued by the. RHR so the fit bit is dusted off and charging!

@Dipsy77 wooo great baby dust from you then! Twins run in my family and I have one DD already. My DH might faint if we end up with twins.

@Chlo2701 thanks lovely, I would be over the moon if it did turn out to be pregnancy!!

@Franklydear I'm so tempted to test. I don't have any tests in the house though. Mostly I just don't think I can bear to see another BFN

My temp shot back up this morning, god my body can be so cruel sometimes giving me false hope 😡 no spotting or anything today after the last couple of days. Wish the witch would just come and go already!

@Chlo2701 B vits do create fluorescent wee haha don't worry.

@LauraT94 aww that's cute haha. We were so shaky and nervous the first time we had unprotected sex after I came off the pill. I laugh now 15 months on thinking about it 😂 hope it doesn't take as long for you!

@Dipsy77 hi! I remember you from Feb bus ☺️ wow twins! glad you're doing ok x

@notyetamumbuttrying im ok thanks, just plodding along waiting for af to start after my false start the other day...

@Kirky658 best of luck!! 🤞🏾
@Newbie0818 same as me then! Due on tomorrow and feel like shit so it's coming 😒 hope she comes tomorrow for you! Fuck boy body eh

Woah catching up from even like 4pm 🤪

@lucyrp you think you are bad we've just had a "big daddy steak" & chips then some of the cake so I think I'm now looking like I'm having twins OMG @Dipsy77 TWINS wow massive congratulations that's amazing!! Such wonderful news 🥰😍how you finding it?

@Chlo2701 Incredible Hulk wee!! 😂

@LauraT94 love how you were nervous for your first TTC sex, I really hope you catch before the novelty wears off & you become cynical like the rest of us bitches 🤪😜

@NestinginNL there's no tugging feeling, you can forget it!

So we've decided there is a steak & BJ night BUT it's def not tonight...that's good. I think after eating what we have then there might be another puking on 🍆story to rival @Vil10's which would just make his birthday I'm sure! And he's talking about doing a HIIT thing first??? Errrrr nope!

@Clairey844 @Florence13 @blodyn91 just gonna leave this picture here. My postman came today with scandi stuff from drop day last week. Independent shops send you chocolate & a "joyful empowering art" picture too and sweets. So that doesn't bode well. I can't keep it all though 🤔but that sunflower is for me

Hey @kalidasa! Welcome! I can understand why you wouldn't relish a pregnancy then that doesn't sound fun at all. @Franklydear has just got a BFP at 43 I think so there's hope 🤞🏻and if you know your body well that's good

@paintfairy My neighbours husband undressed me 😲I have still been going into our office quite a lot & these dresses (today I've just been at home) are the most comfiest things ever so they are like joggers to me! It's just a tunic & leggings basically! 😂now jeans @SarahTTC2020 what the f are they??

We are hoping for lots of 🎄BFPs!

@InkyPaper everyone hoping for A!

@Hopeful110 ppl laugh at me in the street with my hyperactive DS & 2 hyperactive dogs so I just laugh back I think ffffuuuuuccckkkk how would I cope with 2 but we would wouldn't we??? Wouldn't we???? We would. (Right?)

@2alreadywantanother you are back!!! Yay!! Glad you feeling ok lovely xx

@Chlo2701 haha thanks! First of many 😂🍆

@Dipsy77 twin girlies! How special ❤️ my first ever nannying job was to 6 week old twins!

@Newbie0818 thanks haha! I know I probably sound so naive. But I'm excited for now 🧡 could be that I didn't even ovulate today anyway so it could all be a wild goose chase 😂

@Minster2012 I know 😂 I remain hopeful for now! Plus I think a huge part of the excitement was the fact it's been nearly two months with NO sex 😂

Thanks for the congrats.
I'm doing really good thanks I've only put on 12 pound so far, I'm all bump. I had really bad morning sickness till 16 weeks, it's tiring especially with a 14 month old. Had my growth scan today and they are 1.7 and 1.8 pound which is a good size for twins. There's no twins in the family so I'm thinking it's my age, I did feel myself ovulate in both sides and we only managed to dtd once that month due to DPs bad back so it's just goes to show as the month before we were doing SMEP which didn't work, I did use the fertility cup though so maybe that helped x

You know how the symptoms say tingly breast, I feel it! Boobs being sore for a couple of days but today I have that intense just momentary tingly feeling all over them, I am quite fascinated, this is hogging to be a long pregnancy

@notyetamumbuttrying I hope she doesn't actually 😂

@LauraT94 no you're not naive at all lol. Enjoy the excited stage!

@Franklydear aww I can't wait to feel proper symptoms, what else do you feel?

@blodyn91 I will have a look into that, thanks lovely!

@Dipsy77 Congratulations lovely! So good to hear from you and that you are all well!

@Kirky658 Steak and blow job day is in March 🤣

@SarahTTC2020 I'm the same! My loungewear collection has significantly increased since lockdown and wearing makeup? Only if I have to show my face on a camera which has been a grand total of once.

Does anyone track their resting heart rate using an Apple Watch?

@Smushty14 yes i track my rhr using an apple watch and so does @Chlo2701 !!

@lucyrp I've been wondering this too, do you have to keep the watch on at night?

@Dipsy77 congratulations! Glad your twins are doing well 😄 your story really shows how you only need that one lucky time really!

@LauraT94 hold on to that excitement for as long as you can!

@Franklydear gotta love the weird and wonderful symptoms of pregnancy!

@lucyrp @Chlo2701 What do you ladies make of this?

My average is 56bpm. Day before my period started it dropped down to 52bpm and I'm currently at 58bpm at 6dpo (estimate!)

@NestinginNL no you don't have to, i never used to as it doesn't count your rhr when in bed anyway but recently i've been wearing mine all the time apart from when i charge it !

@Smushty14 this is how i realise how unfit i am when everyone's rhr are below 60 or around thag mark and mine sits at 70 and hits above 80 after ov 🤣😥 @Chlo2701 is the best for looking at charts mine are all over the place. exhibit A abs i'm on CD20 with no ovulation so wtf 😂

@Newbie0818 not much, a bit of tummy pulling sensation
@Smushty14 I only take my heart rate morning and night, but about a week before bfp shot up, and still higher

@lucyrp 400 calories a meal I just couldn't do, I'd never feel full, which is why I'd often skip breakfast or dinner or sometimes both & replace with protein shakes, so I could have a decent sized tea in the evening

@2alreadywantanother I always find that my RHR dips then rises when I ovulate. Sorry AF has arrived

@AHobbyaweek @Newbie0818 I'm glad a few of you ladies have confirmed that it was the Vitb supps changing my wee bright yellow!😅

@Minster2012 you've been let off BJ duties tonight then 😲✊🏻💦

@Smushty14 yes I track mine on Apple. @lucyrp started tracking hers too. There's a few of us on here that track RHR, but I don't know who else does on the Apple. The RHR tracking on the Fitbit looks so different to Apple

@NestinginNL yes you're supposed to wear it at night as that's when it can get an accurate RHR because that's when you're resting when sleeping

@lucyrp @Smushty14 sorry ladies I'm replying to this as I'm reading it, so I've now only just got to your last 2 msgs. @Smushty14 how long are your cycles & do you track ovulation?

@Chlo2701 i find the protein shakes are just as high in calories if you have them with milk tho ?🤨 no??

@lucyrp oh wow, yours is up and down isn't it! We are both on the same day too! 8days until estimated AF

@Franklydear What did you use for your heart rate?

@Smushty14 the range so far is 63-78😂