Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

So I'm gonna have a dull country bumpkin rant.

I'm on a village WhatsApp group. I live in a lovely rural village. It's great. We have a fab community, I'm a pretty big part of it help to organise events, I'm not the typical "retiree" like a large proportion here are and lots love me for it. Some hate me for it, want me out with pitch forks. Meh. I get pissed with an older friend down the road who I walk my dogs with for instance...(see comment on last bus about drinking in her garden after miscarriage & bleeding again for the millionionth time & stumbling home & weeing myself before hubby undressed me!)...

ANYWAY. This WhatsApp group was used to help get ppl stuff. Shopping, jigsaws, books, and also raise hopes. But now there's a group of older ladies who just keep posting videos of "funny" stuff /let's have hope /and one of them is also VERY religious so lots of candles type stuff EVERY DAY then about 5 others reply with "ooo lovely" etc etc.

OMG it's so f ing tedious, and it makes me want to jump off a cliff now not bring hope 😂🤣but I can't leave the group cos we actually organise stuff through it (we are doing advent windows again this year I started last year which is lovely) and it's a nice way of communicating when there are lots staying at home. But jeeeeessssssuuuuuusss as I bash my head against a wall again.

Sorry
Rant
Over

As you were
Away from the archers over here 🙄
Trying to remind myself I'm 36 not 66

@Minster2012 mute, check twice a day and just scroll down quicker...

@Minster2012 well done on the new bus! Great opening
Not sure what to suggest on WhatsApp. Just mute the conversation? Then you can just scroll occasionally and see if you missed anything good

Ooooo didn't know you could do that thank you lovely ladies! @Franklydear & @SarahTTC2020 (now feeling 66 cos not up with the technology!) 😂

@Minster2012 I don't have a community WhatsApps but I feel you! I'm in two family WhatsApp's one for my family one for the DH. The amount of shite posted on there everyday is phenomenal!! I have gone from politely replying with a 😂 face to acknowledge the message to being completely mute! I've realised that there are plenty of people I really like in person but over WhatsApp or Fb I really really don't! The problem is with lockdown the less I see of the people in reality the more I base my opinion of them on their social media personality which means I now dislike most of mine and my DH family 😂

Disclaimer - I love all my family!

@Minster2012 being behind me on the technology is really shameful, my best trick to fix anything is to hand the phone to dh at home or bestie boy at work...

@NestinginNL ah ok! I think I've seen that happen for other people too. Intrigued to see what tomorrow's temp brings!

I'm actually really nervous to DTD now 😂

@Minster2012 as others have said, just mute and check in as and when you feel like it! X

@Minster2012 oh that sounds so tedious 😅 my neighbourhood doesn't have a Whatsapp group but my friend who lives 15 mins away does, apparently it's all Dutch yummy mummies complaining all day 😬

So my FRERs just arrived 😳😳😳 do I test today? Or wait till tomorrow? It won't be FMU so... tomorrow?

@MayDay27 i know exactly what you mean! Some lovely people are intolerable online 😂

Yes exactly that @MayDay27! I'm pretty sure I have completely offended one person who EVERYONE loves in the village cos she caught me on a really bad day & invited me into ANOTHER smaller group for no reason & before I left the group I put "nothing for me to add here" and left 😂🤣but I just didn't need another f ing pointless group when I have family ones, friend ones, mum ones I mean seriously! You guys are much more fun!!

Plus I always worry I might put the wrong emoji, or ppl take things wrong 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

On a different note I'm seriously bloated today. Like 12 weeks pregnant bloated. The brown wiping I thought was AF coming on Friday only showed for one day & I'm still in the mega long cycle club 🤣 so CD 39 here and now nothing. Not that it matters for me

I'm so busy doing nothing today it's awful!

Picture of bloated non pregnancy Tummy

@NestinginNL oooooohhh! Depends how many did you buy? What dpo are you? What strength test did get the faint in this morning?

@Katao I just have 4 and they take a week to arrive 😬 this morning was a 10miu test so still pretty sensitive. I'm thinking probably wait till tomorrow but it's going to be on my mind all day 😣

@Katao oh and I'm 10dpo, still early. I wasn't planning on testing till I was late but that went out the window at 6am 🤣

@Minster2012 i swear my heart just skipped a beat reading your post. Have you had zero spotting since the brown on friday? Oh god, dare we hope!?!

@NestinginNL wait until morning if you can but in all honestly if i had 4 I'd probably risk wasting one 😂 still you would need a good hold and should probably wait until morning

@Minster2012 I am with @Katao, do we wonder?
@NestinginNL don’t waste a frer, 4 hours hold minimum, the answer will be the same in the morning, or at 4.30 am in my case

@NestinginNL I'd wait if you are only 10dpo to stop a squinter as well & driving you even madder 🤞🏻

@Katao nahhhhh I wouldn't hope if I were you, we've had a fair few cum on my tits & in my mouth (that's swallowing not spitting & we established they don't travel inside right??) and that's on top of the GP flatly saying no ovulation and knowing I've got f all eggs so I'm certainly not hoping! But of course it's coming upto Christmas so immaculate conception is ride this time of year right?? 🤞🏻😘🤔

@Minster2012 I think you're the voice of reason there. Plus my bladder has been twitching at me since yesterday so I'm barely managing a 2 hour hold at the moment, let alone 4 🤣🤣

Forgetting all about it now 😇

@Minster2012 as I catholic I am qualify to certify it, let’s call Vatican

Marking my place 🙋🏼‍♀️ love the intro!

@Minster2012 I thought you were showing off your dress! I looked at the photos first before reading the post! [ Its a lovely dress!

@NestinginNL wait until the morning. FMU is better and if its BFN today you will probably still test tomorrow anyway

Would I have to call it Jesus?? Or is that blasphemy (is that how you spell it?) apologies @Franklydear I am not religious....I may have said before that if I were then someone thinks I may have killed guinea pigs (thanks to whoever taught me how to spell that last week 😂) in a former life to have dealt me my hand so far...cancer, the "cure" for that cancer nearly kill me, the bloke dump me in hospital after that life saving operation the cancer come back blah blah blah we are all bored. BUT. If someone deems me the necessary vessel for the new messiah then who am I to argue??? I will take it!

Ps @MimiRai it's a kids scandi dress and thank you!

@Minster2012 not blasphemy, Jesus is a very common name in catholic countries, and other variations, some not obvious like Salvador (saviour) Emmanuel , not allowed to use Madonna, hence her being excomulgated, but you can Mary, Maria or Miriam. You wouldn’t be the messiah, I am afraid, but devoted mother of him...

Phew found you all!! Marking my place.

@notyetamumbuttrying aww I’m alright thanks hun took a month off really this month so at the back of the bus hoping for a BFP on Xmas day.