Come on Eros! Shoot your --man fat-- arrow through the heart of this February bus and give us our babbies!

[purdeybirdie]

Do you love being elbow deep in your cervix? Can you tell your cream from your egg? No, we're not talking Cadbury, we're talking vadge juice. Come and join the fingering fillies on our flight of fecundity (see what I did there?).

Purdey in the loveliest possible way, don't be daft , you are clearly a great mum just from 'knowing' you on these threads - please don't be down on yourself!
Or I will be forced to give you a hug and that would be extremely unmumsnetty

Oh no purdey. As everyone else has said, accidents happen. I am sure we all fell over /off things as children, yet none of us blame our parents. You are a great mum & I am sure little Nancypants will be better soon.

Hey purdey. Chin up. This happened with my sister's little boy. They move like lightening when your back is turned! I hope Nancy is ok. Be very kind to yourself, you are always so lovely to all us lot.

Incidentally, I looooove the name Nancy. It's my mother in laws name and have always had an eye on it if I am lucky enough to have a little girl.

Tomorrow is d day. Couldn't feel less preggo if I tried. Well, I say that, but I have no idea what it feels like to be preggo

Awww Purdey, don't blame yourself. Accidents happen. My dd fell down the stairs when she was little (also because of a stair gate left open) and I felt awful! They are resilient little beings and she will be fine. Certainly not your fault at all! Don't be too hard on yourself.

AF arrived for me this afternoon guys. On the plus side, when I told fertility friend, it very kindly gave me my crosshairs back. So CD1 for me and I've also been accepted into the clearblue trial. Apparently they are rushing my pack out to me so I can start this month as its my first af day today, but if it hasn't arrived by Saturday I am to wait til next month instead. Good luck to everyone

Oh purses I hope your little girl is not in pain. As others have said it happens. My DSD broke her skull as a baby in similar circumstances. It happens. Babies mend. Big hug to you. X

I poas earlier. Stupid, stupid, stupid. (Bangs head against wall)

I am 8 dpo, but my lp is only usually 11/12 days. Since a frer says it can be used 6 days early, I thought if I was pg it would show up by now.

I wasn't going to, but I spoke to my sister and she said she kept getting headaches & sore throats when she was pg with ds. I stupidly got my hopes up, but bfn, obviously.

Quietly and the other people doing the CB trial- did you all get a phone call? How long after you filled in the survey did they call you? I filled it in at about 3 today and haven't heard anything. Kind of hoping they will email me instead, as I'm not very good with my phone and am constantly losing it / leaving it on silent / letting the battery run down and not charging it etc.

Oh nomio far too early!! Control yourself woman!

mrsb don't think I've got a day without listening to at least one of their songs wasn't that bothered about them until I got chiquitita stuck in my head last week!

eskimolaura I think I filled it in on Monday morning, and they phoned me Tuesday, then again today to confirm after emailing them back the consent forms.

purdey hope you and Nancy Pants are ok now and don't put yourself down, these things happen. She'll mend quickly, little ones are amazing.

Thank you for the advice re DTD tonight. Just said to DH 'shall we do it again then' his response was 'you really know how to seduce me!' But then said 'yeah alright'. Romance is not dead in this house.

Haha dojo, love it

Naughty Nomio, fx it's too early.

This has been a really weird cycle for me and the longest 2ww ever. I have a feeling af will rear her ugly head tomorrow, at this stage I just want her to arrive if she's coming!

Ovia now seems to think my most fertile day was on Monday. Here is my ff temping chart purdey. What do you think?

purdey sorry to hear about your little girl, hope she's fixed soon, dont feel bad these things happen

congratulations on the two bfps!!

Priceless dojo.

Arggghhhhh! Have just realised I am away from dh for my whole fertile time next cycle.

Wtf? How did i miss that when booking flights?

I know, I am an idiot! Spinning, I am the same as you. I just want af to hurry up & then I can move on to next month.

dojo, brilliant! Sounds a lot like ov time in our house!

It is very quiet on here tonight. Do you think everyone has decamped to the March bus already?

Nearly time for a new thread.

Mid-month, everyone's abandoning ship bus

Nomio, i totally get it. I have become addicted to buying hpts and peeing on them!

I've got 10 cheapies to pee on next week!

I need to start buying in bulk!

I was catching up on eastenders so I am ready for the big reveal. Still need to watch yesterday's and tonight's then I can do tomorrow!

Nomio I wasn't going to admit this but just to make you feel better I wasted one of my cheapie a tonight at 5dpo to practice as I haven't done one before. Stupid stupid stupid!!!

dojo ovia is stupid. It is telling me to POAS and has got my ov date wrong. FF all the way!

Oh mummy that has to be a record! 5DPO!

Ack is someone making a thread?!

Still here patiently waiting out the 2WW. No more brownish cm after the tiny bit last night. Plotting when to do my poas, am currently thinking Sunday morning would be ok - it'll be 13DPO then. Is that still on the early side?