Come on Eros! Shoot your --man fat-- arrow through the heart of this February bus and give us our babbies!

[purdeybirdie]

Do you love being elbow deep in your cervix? Can you tell your cream from your egg? No, we're not talking Cadbury, we're talking vadge juice. Come and join the fingering fillies on our flight of fecundity (see what I did there?).

Ugh. Strike-through fail. Can thread titles not be struck through?

Lol Purdey - just laughed out loud at your description!
Thank you for the new bus! X

Yay new bus in time for Valentine Bfps

Should we stay on the old thread until it's full? Don't want to confuse folks.

Blatant place marking ?? xx

Place marking

Plaice milking

Yes. I'm trying to be amusing. Zzzzz.

LOL!

Still following this bus...
Hope you guys are all having a good day. CD10 so have started the DTDatalon.

Hello lovely dojo!

Evening! Jumping in here cos not much time and if lose post because no space on old thread will have a paddy.

Purdey, such a sad story, how awful for you.

Victoria, with littl'un I ov'd cd13, implantation bleed cd 24, Bfp two days later on valentines day 2013. Hope that helps chicky pea, and that it is ip for you.

Want cocoa bite thingies. Nom nom nom.

What a beautiful opening post.

I just tried ringing DHL to make sure they put my damn spermies on the plane but they're not answering and now I have "Ain't no mountain high enough" stuck in my head

Juney, how massively infuriating. Good song though?! Seriously, do they know what it is that they are buggering up meant to be delivering?!

Marking my place, still awaiting af......

Congrats to the bfps at the end of the last thread

Love the opening post. Thanks Purds.

Marking place

Evening all.

jesus you lot talk to much!

I guess so, I said "human tissue" and she said yeah I can see what it is and I said "it's time sensitive, if it's not here by Saturday there's no point it coming" so god only knows...

Evening all. Lots of stuff happening on the old thread, Congrats to those with BFPs and snogs and booze for those with AF. Thanks purdy for setting up a new thread with lots of lovely alliteration.

I'm going to park my bum here and bag my place, since coming off the pill mid packet in mid jan I have no idea what's happening ATM, if no period by the end of Feb I'll take a test, if AF shows her mug I will at least know exactly when to start counting days.

Much love and chocolate this weekend to you all x

juney massive love, fx that the package arrives into Gateshead. I've been stalking the last post religiously and been seething in anger on your behalf x

Hello all, here I am climbing aboard my first bus...exciting!

Vital stats: 29, first month TTC, currently CD19, 4 or 5DPO I think and experiencing the emotional torment of the 2WW for the very first time!

I've been lurking for a few days so know this is a no holds barred kinda thread so jumping straight in with a TMI question if you don't mind! Have been feeling a bit crampy now and then but especially so yesterday & today when on the loo and doing the, ermm, pushing part of a #2 and getting pains that feel like low down period pains. Might this mean there's something going on in that area?!

I was on the pill for 8 years and only came off it in January so can't really remember what period pains felt like (never suffered hugely from this anyway) and at CD19 it should be too early for this I hope think.

Thanks for the new bus. shame I'm hopping on then off again to catch the March bus. AF turned up a couple of hours after I posted my chart - temp didn't drop like a stone like previous months so got me confused. Onwards and upwards.
Thanks everyone for making me feel welcome.
Probably lurk around to see how you all get on. Fx
Now off to get a G&T on the Next bus.

Welcome thepug, no idea about your question though!

At this rate my OTD will be March so will see you over there Purple

Ohwool thanks for the love! I'm feeling okay... a bit antsy that'll still be Leipzig come tomorrow... but maybe I'll have to ask my plan C if he fancies popping over a month early!